What do you think? funny?

Question

Little Paul went to his mother demanding a new bicycle. His mother decided
that he should take a look at himself and the way he acts. She said, "Well
Paul, it isn't Christmas and we don't have the money to just go out and buy
you anything you want. So why don't you write a letter to Jesus and pray for
one instead." After his temper tantrum his mother sent him to his room. He
finally sat down to write a letter to Jesus.

Dear Jesus,
I've been a good boy this year and would appreciate a new bicycle.

Your Friend,
Paul

Now, Paul knew that Jesus really knew what kind of boy he was (brat), so he
ripped up the letter and decided to give it another try.

Dear Jesus,
I've been an OK boy this year and I want a new bicycle.

Your Truly,
Paul

Well, Paul knew this wasn't totally honest, so he tore it up and tried
again.

Dear Jesus,
I've thought about being a good boy this year and can I have a bicycle?


Yours

Paul


Well, Paul looked deep down in his heart, which by the way was what his
mother really wanted. He knew he had been terrible and was deserving of
almost nothing. He crumpled up the letter, threw it in the trash can and
went running outside. He aimlessly wandered about depressed because of the
way he treated his parents and really considered his actions. He finally
found himself in front of a Catholic Church. Paul went inside and knelt
down, looking around not knowing what he should really do. Paul finally got
up and began to walk out the door and was looking at all the statues. All of
a sudden he grabbed a small one and ran out the door. He went home, hid it
under his bed and wrote this letter.

Jesus,
I've got your mama. If you ever want to see her again, give me a bike!

Sincerely,
You know who

Answer 1

.....this one is good!

Answer 2

Paul realised Jesus doesn't work like that so Paul stole a bike and asked Jesus to forgive him

Answer 3

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Answer 4

You shouldn't be making jokes about Jesus.

These are some of the jokes I used in my talent show:

1. I got pulled over by a cop and he asked "Did you see that stop sign?" I told him "Yes." He asked "Why didn't you stop?" I told him I thought stop was abbriviated for Spin Tires On Pavement.

2. In drivers ed the teacher asked me "What do the traffic lights mean?" I told him green is for go, yellow is for speed up to beat the red, and red is for hit the emergency brakes.

3.In Biology, we learned about something called the periodic table. I told the teacher "We should get rid of those and add some pool tables.

4. I met a guy and I bet him he couldn't go a week without using the rest room. Half a week gone by and he still hasn't gone. I told him "I bet URINE a lot of pain right now.

5. A kid accidentally swallowed a roll of film. He was taken to the doctor and after the x-rays were done, the doctor came out and said "I have good news, nothing developed.

6. I came home from school one day and my Mom asked me "How do you like school?" I told her "I like it closed."

7. I learned three things in school sharing, motivation, and good aim. I share my answers on tests, my motivation to come to school is to get out of my house chores, and I have good aim when I throw spit balls.

8. I had all F's on my report card and my Mom asked "What's the meaning of all these F's?" I told her "These F's are fro fantastic."

9. I met a guy selling fake ID's for $50. I told him "Since I'm buying a fake ID, I'll just give you some fake money."

10. I slipped on a banana peel in a hotel. The staff members ran up to me and asked "Are you ok?" I told them "I think so, but if I broke a bone I hope you don't charge me with entering and breaking."

11.My mom is always askin me "Can you do your chores?" One day I decided to tell her "I can, I just don't want to."

12. I was in a bowling tournament and I threw the ball in the air and when it hit the ground, it cracked. I said "Hey look, I got a split."

13.I got grounded and my Mom said "You're not allowed to watch your TV." I went in her room and started watching TV. She said "I thought I told you that you're not allowed to watch TV." I said "You said I couldn't watch my TV and the last time I checked, this was your V.

14. I went to home depot to get some shingles for my roof. It was at the top shelf so I had to use the ladder. When I walked downthe ladder, I said "Everyone, I just came down with a case of shingles."

15. In English, we learned about contractions. The teacher was reviewing and asked "What's a contraction." I said "Those are what women get when they have babies."

16. I met a guy in a lot of pain and I told him "I know how bad you must feel right now but I gurantee you'll feel much worse by tommorrow."

Answer 5

It is definitely funny and cute, very cute, but it also shows that even though someone may not deserve somethig, the measures one can take to get what they want
I hope I didnt go too far with it.........

Answer 6

another gd 1 lmao 10/10

Answer 7

Potential Mafia materiel. Quite a little thug. Boy will he be disappointed.

Answer 8

I was gonna say this should be in the R&S category until I got to the punch line. Not bad.

Answer 9

very good 1 star for you

Answer 10

HAHAHAHAHA cute and very funny you still
have the 10/10+*

Answer 11

Ha Ha! Cute but funny! lol! 10!