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Whiskey, Rum, Scotch, Guiness, Lager, Domestic Beer, or the Blood of other babies?

Do the lamb and the baby taste good together, like, say, veal parm and pasta?

2007-05-05 09:10:12 · 19 answers · asked by Gunning4Jesus 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

April, come on now. You give that answer to EVERYONE and you call YOURself a human being? Is it funny to tell everyone you feel pity for their parents because they are mentally retarded, or 'slow'? What do you have against disabled children?

If you can't see that this is a joke then I feel awfully sorry for you, dear. You answer every single question condescendingly. I hope everyone here will read your other answers (in which you describe yourself as a "Bible Scholar and Historian" - *giggles*) and recognize just how insulting you are to people. No good human being goes around telling others how pitiful they are, just ones that lack a sense of grace and humor.

Good luck with that, dear.

2007-05-05 10:09:08 · update #1

19 answers

Maker's Mark with baby blood as the mixer.

2007-05-05 09:27:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

OK, good to laugh. I try to keep the heart and soul of a child. The soul keeps sliding away, but the heart in on my desk in a jar.

2007-05-06 11:20:02 · answer #2 · answered by Herodotus 7 · 0 0

I don't drink liquor or alcohol, but a plain Coke on ice goes great.

I don't eat lambs, either (not into that whole Biblical bloodthirsty sacrificing of small cuddly animals thing), but pasta is good.

2007-05-05 16:16:10 · answer #3 · answered by gelfling 7 · 1 1

Chianti goes nicely with slow roasted baby toes sauteed in garlic with mushrooms.

2007-05-05 16:39:45 · answer #4 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 2 1

Yeah no really, that's just offensive. I mean I'm an atheist, but I don't drink and I don't eat meat. I've been told that if I boil the babies before eating them they're not technically meat...

So please, spare a thought for sober, vegetarian atheists next time, huh?!

2007-05-05 16:19:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

When will the bigots learn to use spell check? And who would serve baby with veal? I mean that's just tacky.

2007-05-05 16:14:39 · answer #6 · answered by God 6 · 7 1

None of the above. Poor widdle babies...i say bootees...oh...and the rest of the baby, healthy and happy and projectile at both ends...

2007-05-05 16:37:54 · answer #7 · answered by st.uncumber 3 · 1 1

I prefer the whole child
I have a recipe for dead baby on a meat hook
yum yum

2007-05-05 16:15:14 · answer #8 · answered by Clone Theory 2 · 2 2

I never thought religious people would ask advice on such a matter.

Atheists don't eat babies, try asking members of your congregation for these type of recipes if you are interested.

2007-05-05 16:51:45 · answer #9 · answered by crazy_tentacle 3 · 1 2

I stay away from the toes...just don't like the texture. I LOVE baby back ribs, though....with Alaskan Amber.

2007-05-05 16:14:19 · answer #10 · answered by vehement_chemical 3 · 10 1

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