3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview
The first man walked into the office . The interviewing FBI agent said "To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, trusting. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." The man took the gun, hesitated, and said "I can't do it"
The next interviewee came into the office. The Agent said the same thing. The man took the gun, walked into the room, then walked out. "I cant," he said.
The last man came into the office. The interviewer said "To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and trusting. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." The man took the gun and went into the room. The Agent heard 6 shots, silence, then a lot of screaming.
The man came out of the room and said "Someone loaded the gun with blanks so i had to beat her to death with the curtain railing, so, do i get the job?"
2007-05-05 08:51:35 · 17 answers · asked by ceesteris 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha...you are so bad...yet so funny! Nice one lol!
2007-05-05 10:43:38 · answer #1 · answered by Elisa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, it's cheaper than divorce! Plus it's an opportunity to work out some frustration! Yes, dark humor is great!
2007-05-05 09:13:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A very old joke. I heard it for the first time in 2nd grade I think, and I'm much much older now.
2007-05-05 09:05:51 · answer #3 · answered by Varlis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mean but funny! 9/10!
2007-05-05 08:55:21 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! That was so cruelly funny…I heard that just that morning she told him. "Do whatever it takes but get a job you bum!" LMAO!!!
2007-05-05 09:16:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That'll learn 'em, durn 'em. Hahahahaaha
2007-05-05 09:04:22 · answer #6 · answered by hillbilly 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've heard that one before. funny every time.
2007-05-05 09:01:27 · answer #7 · answered by Kaity A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was horrible but kind of funny.
2007-05-05 08:54:57 · answer #8 · answered by Chatterbox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is good, but ya mean
2007-05-05 08:54:36 · answer #9 · answered by geekmeister 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that is sooooooooooooo wrong!
LOL
2007-05-05 09:00:39 · answer #10 · answered by kiako 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋