An Irish man an Aussie and Scouser in a pub. The 3 men see a man sitting at table who looks like Jesus, so they send him over 3 pints, 1 lager 1 Guinness, and 1 bitter. Later the man comes over to thank them, he shakes hands with the paddy who is instantly cured of this arthritis, and he shakes hands with the Aussie who instantly cured of his bad back, the Scouser shouts “DON’T YOU F***ING TOUCH ME IM ON DISABILITY BENEFIT”!
star if you liked it. many thanks.
2007-05-05 07:37:44 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry to all you people that don't have a sense on humour.
2007-05-05 07:43:34 · update #1
all I can say to †Gods†Princess's is "up yours".
2007-05-05 07:55:45 · update #2
Honey, i really cant understand why people get so annoyed with your jokes. It irritates me that so many people can say that you arent funny.
It goes to show how many people out there just do not have a sense of humour. Keep them going.
Richt
2007-05-05 13:54:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a sense of humour, typical Scousers
2007-05-05 14:53:07 · answer #2 · answered by Nish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic Beautiful .You can tell you are making an impact..
You have stirred up some very envious people in here.
Wish I could give you a thousand Stars..
2007-05-05 17:10:24 · answer #3 · answered by Robert B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That can't be a true story.
If it was, when he shook hands with the Ozzie he would have said "Sorry" and given the Ashes back to England where they rightfully belong.
2007-05-05 14:42:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The true ones are the best. Have a star mate.
2007-05-05 14:59:40 · answer #5 · answered by Tracker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Way to funny. I liked that one alot. Can't wait to tell hubby. You get a star.
2007-05-05 14:43:26 · answer #6 · answered by Cheryl R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool joke and was funnie. Send you a Big Star.....
2007-05-05 14:44:05 · answer #7 · answered by jackie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-05-05 14:40:07 · answer #8 · answered by Sir Basil Cheese Wrench III 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's not funny, it's totally boring who wants to read bullshit that long? I didn't. I'd rather read world history and maps than your dumb joke. Not funny, dumb. You started boring at the first few words...
2007-05-05 22:39:05 · answer #9 · answered by JessesGirl 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think that's great (and I'm disabled and Irish)never mind the fcukwits that POO POO it ,......LMIAO have a star....
2007-05-05 17:15:37 · answer #10 · answered by Jim M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋