A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting.
He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail. The cabbie said, "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.
2007-05-05 07:28:55 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport.
Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.
The businessman got in the first cab in the line. "How much for a ride to the airport?" he asked.
"Fifteen bucks," came the reply.
"And how much for you to give me a ******* on the way?"
"What?! Get the hell out of my cab."
2007-05-05 07:29:18 · update #1
The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.
When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked, "How much for a ride to the airport?"
The cabbie replied, "Fifteen bucks."
The businessman said, "Ok" and off they went. Then, as the drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.
2007-05-05 07:29:54 · update #2
Star if it made you smile. Thank you.
2007-05-05 07:30:25 · update #3
Loved it ...it made me laugh out loud...and so did the peeps that didn't get it...LOL
Star!
2007-05-05 12:28:40 · answer #1 · answered by Fluffy Wisdom 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
truly the quote is "Revenge is sweet, so sayeth the fool". Now that ought to substitute the way human beings, who under no circumstances heard the completed quote, imagine about revenge. yet i doubt it. I believe the above quote. Revenge isn't sweet for more effective than some moments. After that, there is the bitterness of understanding you've harmed someone - even if you do not look after them. i visit stop right here because i ought to write a number of pages in this topic.
2016-11-25 20:28:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Yeah I've heard it before, but it's still funny. 1 star coming up. By the way, are you still driving cab?
Hummmm I did notice several blonde's also read your joke.
2007-05-05 07:48:06 · answer #3 · answered by Gonealot R 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think I get it...So he made all the other cab drivers think that that cabbie was going to ******** him?
This joke is ok,Ive heard better.
2007-05-05 07:42:56 · answer #4 · answered by ☼Summer☼ Gurl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Long but funny. You get a star.
2007-05-05 07:48:18 · answer #5 · answered by Houston 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very clever. Have a star.
2007-05-05 08:03:05 · answer #6 · answered by Tracker 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The second person answering didn't get it.
Whose going to tell her, lads?
I'd show her - but I don't have her address!
2007-05-05 07:37:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh Lol, I get it! Real funny, gonna star you!
2007-05-05 07:39:20 · answer #8 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved it!
Here is your star!
2007-05-05 07:36:15 · answer #9 · answered by T C 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it! I'm probably just being slow... someome explain?
Slartibartfast: haha, i defo get it now!
2007-05-05 07:33:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋