I want to say some jokes about brunetts on Colorshowdown :)
2007-05-05 07:26:16 · 9 answers · asked by deerylou ♥ 3 in Beauty & Style ➔ Hair
Sorry i don't know how to spell it!!
Gosh you Brunettes are really mean
2007-05-05 07:37:23 · update #1
My Ultimate Favorite Brunette Joke:
Q: Why are brunettes always so proud of their hair?
A: It matches their mustaches.
2007-05-05 08:34:26 · answer #1 · answered by sosogirl88 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There are no brunette jokes...only blonde jokes, using brunettes to make the blondes look sillier....for instance----what do you call a brunette in between two blondes? An Interpreter.
Or a blonde and a brunette were walking down by the beach, and the brunette said, oh look there's a dead bird. The blonde looks up and the sky and goes where? Where?
2007-05-05 14:34:44 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Instantkarma♥♫ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the blond asked "what are some brunnett jokes?
the brunette said "learn how to spell brunette first"
ha the best joke ive seen all day
2007-05-05 14:33:24 · answer #3 · answered by kt 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Q. How many brunettes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Just one.
Q. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Just one, also, but she misunderstands the word "screw".
A bouncer walks up to two girls sitting at a bar in a "Brunettes Only" club. He says to them, "We're checking to make sure everyone in here is a brunette and not some blond who dyed her hair. Can you prove you're brunettes?"
The first girl reaches into her panties, pulls out her hand a moment later and reveals a brown pubic hair in it. The second girl does the same thing. Satisfied, the bouncer moves on.
The first girl sighs and says "Good thing I haven't shaved down there for awhile". The second girl replies "Good thing he scared me so bad that I pooped myself".
2007-05-05 14:32:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm guessing you're blonde..
There is no dissing BRUNETTE jokes, because all Brunettes are beautiful in their own way!
YAY BRUNETTESâ¥
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To soso girl.
Atleast we can shop and talk at the same time.
blondes have mustaches too, they are quite hairy as well and think people can't see it, but it's a jungle.
LOL!
2007-05-05 14:33:07 · answer #5 · answered by MOVED! 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I do not know of any, but couldn't you just say a blonde joke except for saying blonde you can say brunette?
2007-05-05 14:28:25 · answer #6 · answered by cheeeeer 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Learn how to spell BRUNETTES right first.
2007-05-05 14:28:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
blondes may have more fun, but brunettes can read<3
2007-05-05 14:29:14 · answer #8 · answered by Cara Lynn 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
why are they so intelligent and beautiful?
- because God made em' that way
2007-05-05 14:29:10 · answer #9 · answered by La Princesa 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋