I think that conjures up quite an image, does anyone else have a saying that makes you smile when you picture it/? I remember the smile on my face when I first heard (the great) Alan Partridge use the term `Monkey Tennis`.
2007-05-05 05:44:26 · 6 answers · asked by wheelrim 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
One I heard recently speaking of very snobbish and rather superior musicians, of violinists in particular was, "They think they can hear the grass grow."
I instantly knew what he meant from the powerful description!
Very colourful.
2007-05-05 08:11:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's a bit hard on monkeys, isn't it?
Of course, the 'hurt' is only doubled if your name isn't even John.
Some people can be so insensitive...
Ask him this, seeing as he's such a "genius", was the banana designed for the human mouth or the monkey mouth?
2007-05-05 12:49:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
What is your fixation and derogatory comments about my nephews. (I am the true Monkey's Uncle). When I get out of this cage, I will seek revenge on your sorry soul.
2007-05-05 13:06:59 · answer #3 · answered by MrsOcultyThomas 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.
As nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
2007-05-05 12:48:25 · answer #4 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Not quite sure why this is in R&S, but now it's here...
An experienced professional once declared that I danced like:
"A Chieftain tank with one track missing."
He wasn't a dance expert, but he knew his tanks inside out.
2007-05-05 12:59:20 · answer #5 · answered by Pedestal 42 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
As nervous as a negro at a KKK convention.
2007-05-05 12:52:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋