A magician runs into a hospital and asks at the reception where his assistant is?
The woman at the reception answers 'She's in wards A1 and A2!'
2007-05-05 03:43:00 · 41 answers · asked by jon h 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cut in half? I thought it was because she was sooo fat. Yo mama is so fat, when she gave birth to you they didn't know what county to put on your birth certificate.
2007-05-05 06:23:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
For all the people who don't get this joke (don't worry, it took me awhile too)
She is in wards A1 and A2, that is two different rooms. How can a person be in two rooms at once? The magician cut her in half.
*to the person who made this joke* Sorry, it's just not that funny
2007-05-11 06:21:40 · answer #2 · answered by Katie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did the magician still have the saw in his hand ?
2007-05-05 04:05:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lmao, Thats Good!
2007-05-13 02:23:08 · answer #4 · answered by Tom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I get it lol he wasn't a very good magician lol
2007-05-13 02:39:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's got a split personality.
2007-05-13 03:39:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get it untill I read some of the other answers.
When I did get it I laughed a little. JUST a little.
2007-05-11 19:46:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh I get it!! She can't be in two rooms at once so she was cut in half!
2007-05-05 04:53:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
This joke is better told, rather than written.
2007-05-12 03:47:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. All right!
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-05-10 09:48:26 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Doink?
2007-05-05 03:47:17 · answer #11 · answered by W 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋