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A small boy is sent to bed by his father...

[Five minutes later]

"Da-ad..."

"What?"

"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"

"No. You had your chance. Lights out."

[Five minutes later]

"Da-aaaad..."

"WHAT?"

"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"

"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"

[Five minutes later]

"Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..."

"WHAT??!!"

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"

2007-05-05 00:47:22 · 20 answers · asked by Meatball ;) 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

Determination...I like that.

2007-05-05 00:53:20 · answer #1 · answered by Bonnie Lynn 5 · 2 0

Heehee... i used to comprehend a matching one whilst i replaced into little that i enjoyed... a baby walks into his mum and dad room for the 5th time that nighttime. Dad 'Son it is your fith glass this nighttime, howdy?' Son ' i comprehend it relatively is Dad yet my bedrooms on hearth!'

2016-10-04 10:15:18 · answer #2 · answered by lichtenberger 4 · 0 0

I thought it was going to be


"Dad can I have some water"
Ok, here's a glass of water

2 minutes later

"Dad can I have some water"
Ok, here's a glass of water

2 minutes later

"Dad can I have some water"
Ok, here's a glass of water

Why do you want more water?

"My bed's on fire"

2007-05-05 00:58:23 · answer #3 · answered by shell 3 · 2 0

I have to say that seems kinda funny, i guess you should her him have a small glass of water before you send him to bed.

2007-05-08 02:25:04 · answer #4 · answered by Lala 3 · 0 0

Yeah! a Goodie, heard it before. 8-)

2007-05-05 01:22:18 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 2 0

that was soooooo good, my kids laughed too
that probably gave them an idea, they are just like that kid in the joke

2007-05-05 00:54:22 · answer #6 · answered by ROCKMUM LOVES BOWIE 7 · 1 0

Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!

2007-05-05 00:56:03 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

an oldie but a goodie

2007-05-05 01:42:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Ha! Ha! Ha! That was sooooooooo cute… and funny too, star for you!!!

2007-05-05 00:59:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

That made me chuckle.

2007-05-05 00:50:12 · answer #10 · answered by zil28ennov 6 · 1 0

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