A man trained his dog to go around the corner to Bud's Lounge every day with two dollar bills under his collar to get a pack of cigarettes. Once the man only had a five, so he put it under the collar and sent the dog on his way.
An hour passed and the pooch still hadn't returned. So the man went to Bud's and found his dog sitting on a bar stool, drinking a beer. He said, " You've never done this before."
Replied the dog, " I never had the money before."
2007-05-04 23:12:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha funny, cute.
2007-05-04 23:15:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah not bad but here's another one...how does an elephant ask for a biscuit?
"Hey gimme a biscuit will ya!"
2007-05-05 06:18:53 · answer #2 · answered by mememe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Funny.
2007-05-05 06:15:16 · answer #3 · answered by iceman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really? no, i didnt laugh. but it might be to others though. the puch line was kinda weak.
2007-05-05 06:15:57 · answer #4 · answered by amphetamine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, that's funny.
2007-05-05 06:16:45 · answer #5 · answered by Steve5000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not
2007-05-05 06:45:21 · answer #6 · answered by Jungle man 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't make me laugh.
2007-05-05 06:56:59 · answer #7 · answered by j81s79j06 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really a good joke.
2007-05-05 06:16:03 · answer #8 · answered by saman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's nice ...
2007-05-05 06:26:27 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah that's cute.....I like that
2007-05-05 06:15:05 · answer #10 · answered by Sam h 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋