Little Boy?

Question

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.


His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.


Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.


Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.

He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.


Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.

Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.

Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.

Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.

Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday.

Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.


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Letter 1


Dear God,

I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday.

I want a red one.

Your friend,

Bobby


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Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year,

So he tore up the letter and started over.


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Letter 2


Dear God,


This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like

A red bike for my birthday. Thank you.


Your friend,

Bobby


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Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.


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Letter 3


Dear God,


I have been an OK boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.


Bobby


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Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.


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Letter 4


God,


I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry.

I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.

Please! Thank you,


Bobby


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Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.



Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church.

Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad.

Just be home in time for dinner, Bobby's mother told him.


Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner.

Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar.

He looked around to see if anyone was there.



Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary.


He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room.


He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.


Bobby began to write his letter to God.


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Letter 5


God,


I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!


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Firstly I did not copy this joke from any other question, I got it in my mail & simply posted here, it’s not my creation. I post jokes here for all to enjoy them with me as I wish to share smiles & laughs with everyone.

Answer 1

lmao.. wow.. that kid's smart...

hahahahahahahahaha

good one.. thanx for the laugh

Answer 2

what happen later,did god,got back his mother,did bobby got a bike.what happen next.and this was a good story,and also made me remember my childhood.we all think god is our friend when we are children booby did the right thing.thanks a lot to take so much of efforts to bring that great story to use.

Answer 3

# 1

Answer 4

Beauuuuuuutifuuuuuuuulll.

Answer 5

Where to send the bike , asked.

Answer 6

Good one,
1. how could you put so many worsd in this question. isn's there a limitation.
2. what is the question?
3. is this you?

Answer 7

Real smart, but a little cunning and wicked

Answer 8

Wouldn't Mary be God's wife or something. BUT I LOVED IT.

Answer 9

An oldie but a goodie!

Answer 10

You are the 3rd person to post this joke here in yahoo answers, don't you have a new one to tell?

Answer 11

Nice flow.