2.The only similarity between ancient times and the 1970's is that both were full of people getting stoned.
3.Did you hear about the vet that had to prescribe Viagra to the alligator? It had reptile dysfunction.
4.It's only fitting that it's tailors who pull the wool over our eyes.
2007-05-04 19:08:20 · 3 answers · asked by AUNTY 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Languages
The queer horse that tried to toss off his jockey.
The queer magician that disappered with a puff.
The queer Australian that left his wife to go back to Sidney.
The Irish queers - Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
It's a queer world...
2007-05-06 04:05:26 · answer #1 · answered by allankw 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The constipated mathematician worked it out with a pencil
She thought her nose was running but its not
The optician got caught in the lens grinder and nearly made a spectacle of himself
He's blunt but he has a point.
2007-05-04 19:12:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What do a motorcycle and an onion have in common? Unnnnnnnnyunnnnnn.
2007-05-04 19:20:36 · answer #3 · answered by orderly logic 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋