A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant
for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little
bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum
deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she
has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular
basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any"
"But I always buy it here," says the blonde "Do you
have the container that it came in?"asks the
pharmacist..
"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the
pharmacist who looks at it and says to her,"This is
just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and
reads out loud from the container.........
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM "
2007-05-04 18:01:56 · 11 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
roflmao.. omg!!!!! this is tooo much..
hahahahahahahahaha
first time reading this joke.. cant stop laughing
good one.. thanx for sharing
2007-05-04 19:59:55 · answer #1 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blonde is flying down the interstae at 90 miles per hour, and get's pulled over by a state trooper.
Crying her eyes out, she blubbers "Oh god, sir, I... I... I... can't afford another ticket! I'll lose my license! WWWAAAHHHH!!! Is there anything I can do to change your mind???"
The trooper says "Well, miss, maybe there is!" as he moves closer to the window and starts to pull down his zipper...
Blonde cries "WWWAAAHHHH!!! NOT ANOTHER BREATHALYZER!!!"
2007-05-05 01:10:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
haha lmao 10/10
2007-05-06 03:57:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's was funnier than going to a nursing home and taking the bolts out of the wheel chairs
2007-05-05 01:06:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
LOL thats funny
2007-05-05 01:08:36 · answer #5 · answered by Markayla W 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that was f*cking hilarious! you deserve a star!
2007-05-05 01:13:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one made me laugh
2007-05-05 01:06:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-05-05 01:11:08 · answer #8 · answered by Conan 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-05-05 01:05:36 · answer #9 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that ones good
2007-05-05 01:12:07 · answer #10 · answered by jj 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋