i only have one, with whom I'm not willing to part....
2007-05-04 15:20:15 · 20 answers · asked by Stew 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Bwahahaha! They want you to eat me!
2007-05-04 15:28:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
IT only cost ONE, the one that is not more important than the WAY of truth.
Jesus brings this out many times in the New Testament.
That the treasures stores in Heaven are worth more than ALL the Jelly beans on Earth.
Because when you die...You cannot eat anymore Jelly Beans, but the treasures you stored up in Heaven will count toward a Resurrection to Eternal Life...So much better that a worldly pleasure of a single remaining Jelly Bean
2007-05-04 23:02:40 · answer #2 · answered by bugsie 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jelly beans? Who cares about heaven?! Eat that jellybean, man! If I had 60,000,000 bubble gum flavored jelly beans and God wanted 12 to give me a pass into Heaven, I'd be like "screw you, buddy" and go on down to Hell with my beans. Other flavors, I'd think about it. If it's those Bertie Bott's Jelly Beans, he can have 'em all - they're disgusting. They're also pretty unbelievable - the dirt tastes like dirt and they've certainly got the taste of puke sewn up. If God wanted my vomit or ear-wax flavored jelly beans, he could have them. No entry required.
2007-05-04 23:09:42 · answer #3 · answered by Gunning4Jesus 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It depends on what flavor it is - St. Peter likes the orange ones, and will let you into heaven for maybe a handful of them. However, he hates the black licorice ones. If you try and bribe him with one of those, he'll trigger the trapdoor and send you to hell.
2007-05-04 22:34:22 · answer #4 · answered by Lunarsight 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You obviously don't believe in heaven, so just eat the damn bean.
2007-05-04 22:26:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well dude its going to evolve in to 2 jelly beans soon..
2007-05-04 22:25:08 · answer #6 · answered by Love Exists? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It depends are they jelly bellys and have you ask Christ into your heart and repented of your sins?
2007-05-04 23:13:05 · answer #7 · answered by momof3 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have it backwards... they pay you in jelly beans to believe that stuff.
2007-05-04 22:24:42 · answer #8 · answered by April 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
getting into heaven is total free. You just need to get the free gift from Jesus to enter heaven by accepting Jesus as your Lord and savior. It's FREE.
2007-05-04 22:24:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
You don't have enough even if you owned the factory. Sorry about that.
2007-05-04 22:24:28 · answer #10 · answered by ramall1to 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no charge, Jesus picked up the tab, so keep the bean
2007-05-04 22:23:14 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋