2007-05-04 15:05:59 · 27 answers · asked by Marci K 3 in Health ➔ Dental
Yea, I know. Tooth Fairy is handing out Pepsodent instead of Crest these days...cheap Dollar Store toothbrushes are replacing the good Oral B's...and IOU notes replace quarters under the pillow (and even worse the going rate for 1 tooth is now at least $2.00--I think the Tooth Fairy owes more than $14.00 now to my son...)
Unbelievable huh. I heard Tooth Fairy just took a job at Dairy Queen...... ;)
2007-05-04 15:12:33 · answer #1 · answered by Shay Shay 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The Tooth Fairy doens't respect his elders. As you grow older, the amount he leaves becomes less and less until it stops altogether.
2007-05-04 22:09:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The tooth fairy was a high school dropout.
2007-05-04 22:09:06 · answer #3 · answered by njspanteach 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Because, as you know by now....us parents don't have a money tree that we can pick from when ever we want. I used to get a quarter, and I thought that was GREAT.
....tell 'em LARGE MARGE sent ya.
2007-05-04 22:09:09 · answer #4 · answered by LARGE MARGE 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
With the economy these days, she's probably having financial issues too. Ha!
2007-05-04 22:58:35 · answer #5 · answered by andy c 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not much money in recycling teeth. It's a fluctuating market.
2007-05-04 22:09:46 · answer #6 · answered by OP 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
...Inflation and high gas prices...also the population is growing at such a fast rate it's hard to keep running to the atm...so many teeth...so little money
2007-05-04 22:08:33 · answer #7 · answered by 2 cents 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They have to buy all that fairy dust to fly and that is going up...*sigh* stupid government...
2007-05-04 22:13:09 · answer #8 · answered by atlantagal 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
she has so many coins to deliver that she gets short by the end of the night lol
2007-05-04 22:08:48 · answer #9 · answered by caffsans 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because she grew up in a trailer and it's survival instinct!
2007-05-04 22:08:39 · answer #10 · answered by doddkimberly 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋