One bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got into a fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came and shot the two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man, he saw it too
2007-05-04 14:50:45 · 11 answers · asked by toshiomagic 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys* got up to fight, [*or men]
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!
Love it! :)
2007-05-04 14:56:08 · answer #1 · answered by Mathlady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I see
...said the blind man, to the deaf dog.
2007-05-04 15:20:29 · answer #2 · answered by blopop 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, my gosh!! not even two weeks ago, my friend recited that 2 me...i was thinking of asking her of how it went, but 4got...neato!
2007-05-04 15:15:15 · answer #3 · answered by pisces14 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-05-04 14:54:56 · answer #4 · answered by redd headd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
thats great,
i love itt
=)
2007-05-04 14:59:36 · answer #5 · answered by Andrea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha i love it.
got anymore?
2007-05-04 14:54:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats pretty good...did u make it up???
2007-05-04 14:55:22 · answer #7 · answered by lindsey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg i looooove it did u make it up?? its so kool!! KEEP EM COMIN!!
2007-05-04 14:53:44 · answer #8 · answered by oNe.Love. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome !
2007-05-04 15:15:53 · answer #9 · answered by hgckujhvjyrdnvjhtfhgchtfcjhgcvjg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was pretty damn good :)
2007-05-04 14:53:49 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ SNO0KEMZ ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋