A guy starts chatting a girl up in a bar. At the end of the evening she goes back to his place for a coffee.
She doesn't normally go home with strangers - but she feels this guy is ok & safe.
They are sitting on the lounge having a coffee & she thinks to herself - he is wonderful, so caring & sensitive so she caves in to his advances. Things get hot & steamy on the sofa so he takes her by the hand & leads her to the bedroom.
In the bedroom she sees the walls lined with shelves & on each shelf are lots of teddy bears. She thinks how cute he is that he has a real sensitive &compassionate side. He is also very organised as the big bears are on the top shelf, medium size bears on the middle shelves and on the bottom shelf are small bears.
Things progress in the bedroom & they spend a steamy night together.
In the morning she wakes up and snuggles into him - thinking she has found Mr Right.
He turns to her and says - for your performance you may choose a bear from the bottom shelf :-)
2007-05-04 13:29:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-04 13:34:11 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny joke
ty for the 2 points
2007-05-04 20:53:01 · answer #2 · answered by joelinn1974 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-05-04 20:48:13 · answer #3 · answered by Dananana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cruddy but sooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!
2007-05-04 20:34:18 · answer #4 · answered by flatteredwu 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Damn, that was funny
2007-05-04 20:40:58 · answer #5 · answered by BlkBeauty24 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!! wowo
2007-05-04 22:08:48 · answer #6 · answered by oNe.Love. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehee nice, thanks for sharing
2007-05-04 20:35:41 · answer #7 · answered by reasonz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋