ideas please for the sabotage of the wedding bed?

Question

I'm thinking maybe leaving inflated condoms under the bedclothes? But how long would they stay inflated for? What ever is done would have to be three days before their surprise. Any other ideas welcome.

I'm the grooms mother and we're both known for playing jokes on each other. I don't want anything nasty, just something to make them laugh and enjoy. It'll be the day after the wedding night, when they get home just prior to their honeymoon.

Answer 1

How about being nice for change and putting rose petals from the door into the bedroom and on the bed?

Answer 2

My sister did this to me when we got married but she done it the day we came back from our honeymoon , because a lot of hotels or werever thay stay the night of the wedding do not allow anybody else exept the bride and groom a key for the room ,my sister put confetti , cornflakes and water ballons in my bed and if that wasnt enough she moved ever bit of furniture around the house my dinner table was in the living room and my sofa in the kitchen, she was lucky we could take a joke but last laugh was on my i made her put them all back lol.

Answer 3

How about some whoopie cushions under the sheets or pillows? You could also put trick mints of their pillows which taste nasty. Also, you could put rubber rats, snakes or spiders under the sheets.I think this is a fun tradition, as long as you stay within boundaries. I hope that you and your son can continue it and maybe pass it on to your grandchildren some day. I just hope the bride has a good sense of humor too.

Answer 4

I read of a similar incident in Africa where a tribal chief needed space in his hut as he was newley married and had nowhere to put the marital bed, he made space by hoisting the big chair into the roof space, tragically though the `shaking` of the bed come honeymoon night was sufficient to shake the large chair from the roof space and it fell on the chief and his new bride, the moral of the story?

People in Grass Houses should Not Stow Thrones....

Answer 5

Condoms like balloons deflate over time since both are made of latex they deflate about the same so filling them 3 days before won;t work well... Unless you fill them with insulation foam... then they will become hard condom balloons..

Short sheet the bed...

Fix one leg of the bed to collapse after it's rocked a bit..

Use several rolls of duct tape and mummify the bed (wrap in saran wrap first so the tape doesn't ruin the sheets)

Take the bed and flip it upside downfully made..

Fill the shower with balloons (inflate some with shaving cream some with air and some with confetti so popping them is extra exciting)

Remove all the labels from the canned good number each type of food (for instance all tuna is 1, all corn is 2 and so on..) they will have to open the first can figure out the code and then only each new number will be a surprise...

Get inexpensive twine and painters tape make thier whole appartment a twine spiderweb.. (Tape is so you can start at any point on any wall and string to any other point without marring the paint)

Saran wrap the toilet... Lift the lid and ring saran wrap it and shut the ring and lid... (now it's booby trapped for the next user)

Unroll a roll of toilet paper write notes on every 15th or so square.. reroll neatly and place on the dispenser in the bathroom... you can write things like did you check the cupboard for the cans, Litle Miss Muffet to remind them of the twine etc..

Get a bubble machine and set it up so when the door is opened it flips the switch setting off the production of bubbles in the house.... (try walmart they have one for under $20.00)

Get a couple ziplock bags and fill them with confetti rig them to the door so when it is opened it showers them with the confetti...

Video tape yourself planting a few of the tricks... place the tape in thier vcr (not all the way in just part way) with a post it that says "Please Play Me" (Make sure to tape the more difficult tricks so they will know how you did it..)

Rearrange thier house 1/4 turn so that everything that was on the east wall is on the north, the north wall on the west and so on...

Answer 6

Sorry but sabotaging the wedding bed is soooooooo outdated and not really considered funny now, just corny and annoying. Why ruin mattress etc with water stains??? I am sure there many original pranks you could play if you really must. You and your son may think the jokes you play on each other are funny but unsure if his new wife will and being just married if she doesn't think it funny he's not likely to. I would tread carefully on this one.

Answer 7

don't do anything on the wedding night. I had enough to worry about on my wedding night. It would be wierd for the bride to have her MIL doing things like that. After such a long big day, let them relax. Why not do something to their home to surprise them when the come back after their honeymoon?

Answer 8

Try putting a light sprinkle of powdered sugar all over the bottom sheet.

If you are good...when they wake up in the morning they will be sugar coated.

I use to do this to my brother when he went out to partys with his friends. He would sweat during the night and wake up with a hangover and a sugar coating.

Answer 9

On my wedding night someone put a crab from the buffet in the bed, but as an ex Royal Navy Chef I would advise a sprinkling of sugar, at first its like sand, but after a while it just gets sticky and annoying.

Answer 10

Just plain don't do it.
Its the bride's happiest day of her life (and possibly also the most stressful)
If you want to do anything, go with one of the suggestions above and leave them a nice bottle of chilled champers and a box of after eight - and alone.