A chicken farmer went to a local bar. He sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!
"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating.
"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man.
As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"
My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man ... "I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile,
but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs.
"That's great!" says the woman,
"How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I used a different c.o.c.k," he replied.
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence..."
2007-05-04 12:43:13 · 13 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!!!! Hilarious :)
2007-05-04 12:46:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Much better than the previous one about Lone Ranger.
VERY FUNNY and worth a star methinks.
2007-05-04 12:48:47 · answer #2 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-20 22:36:46 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-05-04 20:10:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-04 12:59:08 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes Two good jokes in a row!!
2007-05-04 20:15:36 · answer #6 · answered by Doodle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-05-04 21:49:06 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
2007-05-04 12:49:50 · answer #8 · answered by jennijan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so wrong....funny, but wrong!
LOL
2007-05-04 12:47:47 · answer #9 · answered by Mom Sparrow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yet another great joke...
2007-05-05 08:18:35 · answer #10 · answered by Nish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋