Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she though she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husband was concerned that his
normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he
phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to
stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... my wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her *** that said... 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.' "
2007-05-04 12:42:20 · 15 answers · asked by Angela G 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wicked,lol
2007-05-04 14:34:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely a golden oldie.
2007-05-04 19:53:48 · answer #2 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke, It was funny
2007-05-04 19:49:37 · answer #3 · answered by 69chevycamaro 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one here's a star
2007-05-06 00:00:15 · answer #4 · answered by tm41170 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a joke... what a joke... and what a place to do that...
RIP (Rest In Pee).
2007-05-04 19:53:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but it's been on here before
2007-05-04 19:47:42 · answer #6 · answered by N N 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool darlin
2007-05-05 04:48:39 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me laughf out loud. it's still kinda naughty though . . . . . .
2007-05-04 20:12:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was funny, so here is your star
2007-05-04 20:32:57 · answer #9 · answered by katie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!!!!!! kinda nasty...but over all funny
2007-05-04 19:49:07 · answer #10 · answered by flatteredwu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋