The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Mete orologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you are dumber than buffalo crap. It means someone stole tent."
2007-05-04 12:34:11 · 12 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol funy
2007-05-04 12:37:52 · answer #1 · answered by P.I.M.P. man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one kemo sabe.
2007-05-04 12:39:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes that joke has made me gald I got out of bed this morning and has made my boring morning at work seem a worthwhile experience!! Hooray!!
2007-05-04 20:14:25 · answer #3 · answered by Doodle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same joke usually told with Holmes and Watson.
Very funny but VERY OLD.
2007-05-04 12:46:26 · answer #4 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
another gd 1 lol 10/10
2007-05-04 20:11:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had heard the same joke with Sherlock Holmes and Dr.Watson.
2007-05-04 12:48:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-04 13:01:37 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good. First time I read it and I liked it.
2007-05-04 12:40:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh. Good one.
2007-05-04 12:38:22 · answer #9 · answered by marmicaben 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhhhhhhhh that was a good one. very very funny :)
2007-05-04 12:38:39 · answer #10 · answered by flatteredwu 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋