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Water Vs. Wine


It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in faeces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poo. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

WATER = Poo

WINE = HEALTH

Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of crap. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I am doing it as a public service.

2007-05-04 12:33:36 · 19 answers · asked by raybbies 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

homestar WHO

2007-05-04 13:51:06 · update #1

19 answers

Did you know that every time you flush your loo then the Ecoil is sprayed into the air .. and goes onto you toothbrush! has upto a 3 meter range!

Remember people - but your toothbrushs in a closed cabinate.

2007-05-04 12:39:00 · answer #1 · answered by billy gee 2 · 0 1

Good conclusion. The problem is that many people substitute
the water for wine and the problem becomes even bigger.

2007-05-04 12:52:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yeah, and having small amounts of E. coli and other things in our systems builds up our immunities!!! Be strong people!

2007-05-04 12:36:39 · answer #3 · answered by odandme 6 · 0 0

That is interesting...of course that is what people did back then; consume alchohol than water because clean water was hard to come by.

2007-05-04 12:37:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I am so glad to know my wine consumption is now good for my health.lol. thank you for the info. I'm going to go get a healthy drink right now. Cheers!

2007-05-04 12:45:12 · answer #5 · answered by *♥♫Hedy♫♥* 6 · 0 1

well, the water comes from springs, which has fishies in it. so this makes sense that poo is in it. if u drink enough water, then enough poo will come with it.

2007-05-04 12:38:56 · answer #6 · answered by jeffey poo 2 · 0 0

thats stupid because 1) its not like water doesn't get purified and 2) if youre really that paranoid, get bottled water!

2007-05-04 12:38:59 · answer #7 · answered by renegade 3 · 1 0

it's true, if you have the flu, drink vodka,, you should watch the movie "fast food nation" there is major poo in the food

2007-05-04 12:36:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol, very true, though it is very difficult to sup on a glass of wine without looking like a pompous prick, don't you think?

2007-05-04 12:36:59 · answer #9 · answered by Robin L 2 · 0 0

Lol...ur correct

2007-05-04 12:37:41 · answer #10 · answered by mej. 4 · 0 0

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