ok lol had to share this.
a little girl walks into her parents bedroom late one night and screams...
"holy **** and you want me to see a dr,about sucking my thumb"
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2007-05-04 12:05:01 · 11 answers · asked by rebecca m 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
make me laugh i will give you 10 points.
2007-05-04 12:16:34 · update #1
LOL that's a good one. Here's mine. Three ducks fly out late at night and land in the back yard of a huge mansion. They see a sweet looking pool so they all jump in and have some fun. While they're in the pool, the owner comes over with the cops and charges them with trespassing. So, they end up in court in front of the judge. The judge calls the first duck up to the stand and asks, "what were you doing on that man's property at that time of night?" The duck calmly says "nothing your honor, just blowing bubbles." The confused judge sends him off and calls the next duck up to the stand to ask him the same question. The second duck replies, with a smile, "no harm done your honor, just blowing bubbles". By now the judge is pissed!! She calls the third duck, though reluctantly,up to the stand and asks the same question. But, before the duck could answer she says, "Let me guess... you were blowing bubbles too?" To which the duck responds innocently, " No your honor, I am bubbles."
2007-05-04 12:35:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK, see if this makes you laugh...
A woman sees her husband running back and forth in the back yard. Looking out the window, she sees that he's trying to fly a kite. As he runs, the kite flutters into the air for a bit, then falls to the ground. He tries again and again, and keeps getting the same result.
The wife finally figures out the problem ... he forgot to put a tail onto the kite so it will stay upright. Opening the window, she leans out and shouts, "You idiot, you need a piece of tail!"
Her husband shouts back, "Make up your mind! I asked you this morning, and you told me to go fly a kite!"
2007-05-04 12:22:28 · answer #2 · answered by jackalanhyde 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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A blond low on cash for buying air at a bargain desperately needs money. So, she goes to a park grabs a kid and tells him, "I just kidnapped you." She writes a note saying, "I just kidnapped your kid. Leave a thousand dollars under the flag pole tomorrow morning." She singed the note, "A blond," and sent the kid back to his parents. The next morning, sure enough, the money was under the flag pole with a note saying, "How could you do this to another blond?"
2007-05-04 12:32:15 · answer #3 · answered by A 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Mom replies, "Yes. Because the thumb has a nail. It may accumulate dirt and germs and this doesn't. Moreover, it has an in-built self cleaning mechanism... just in case the dirt accumulates".
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2007-05-04 12:29:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-05-04 12:13:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-04 13:20:17 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee! Now that was funny!
2007-05-04 12:14:59 · answer #7 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-05-04 12:30:25 · answer #8 · answered by P.I.M.P. man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my! Thats hilarous!!!
2007-05-04 12:25:00 · answer #9 · answered by Angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never head that one. lol
2007-05-04 12:15:20 · answer #10 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋