A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously.
During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening.
"I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "Now I'm rechecking my answers."
2007-05-04 11:24:37 · 18 answers · asked by andrea c 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha have a star @
2007-05-04 11:30:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2007-05-04 11:52:47 · answer #2 · answered by the answerer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like mine better...enjoy!
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she
is only willing
to marry a man if he has never been with a woman.
After several
unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take
out a personal ad.
She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his
entire life in
the Australian outback.
They end up getting married. On their wedding night,
she goes into the
bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she
returns to the
bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the
middle of the room,
naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one
corner.
"What happened?" she asks.
"I've never been with a woman," he says, "but if it's
anything like a
kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get."
2007-05-04 12:04:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i like this one almost as funny as the blonde that got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away all the w's lol and yes i am a natrual blonde and no i dont get offended by blonde jokes
2007-05-04 11:36:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol.
Some blonde jokes can be quite 'testing' but I have 'examined' that one carefully and it is HILARIOUS!!!
No, I did not throw a coin....lol.
2007-05-04 12:10:48 · answer #5 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow... too good.
I love blondes and blonde jokes too.
On second thoughts, it should have been the other way round...
I love blonde jokes and blondes too.
( I was recheching my answer and got Tails... earlier it was Heads... so the change of thoughts...LOL)
2007-05-04 11:45:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very very funny!I like it!Probably cuz I'm not blonde though hee hee!
2007-05-04 11:39:44 · answer #7 · answered by Karen G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard funnyer blonde jokes,
but this ones cute too.
and no, blondes dont get offened, im a natural blonde lol.
2007-05-04 11:29:21 · answer #8 · answered by Andrea 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is the most funniest blone joke i have ever heard i swear.
2007-05-04 11:29:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol, it takes a true blonde to do that, no offense to blondes, im blonde also.
2007-05-04 11:28:55 · answer #10 · answered by Blue Rain 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
this is an original one
2007-05-04 11:53:31 · answer #11 · answered by Baby 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋