1. Cows- Is it just me or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost 3 years ago right to the stall where she sleeps in Washington state? They tracked her calves to their stalls, but they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them each a cow.
2. The Constitution- They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years and we aren't using it anymore.
3. The 10 Commandments-The reason that we can't have the 10 commandments posted in a courthouse is thst you cannot post "thou shalt not steal", thou shalt not commit adultery", and "thou shalt not lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
2007-05-04 11:12:38 · 4 answers · asked by Lori B 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny and too true.
2007-05-04 11:20:25 · answer #1 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok then someone is having a bad day.
2007-05-04 18:15:50 · answer #2 · answered by love me like me hate me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good, better, best
2007-05-04 18:19:00 · answer #3 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is soo true.
lol
2007-05-04 18:18:17 · answer #4 · answered by Andrea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋