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I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

2007-05-04 10:31:29 · 7 answers · asked by someone 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.
(...I turn polar bears white )

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.
(...and I will make you cry.)

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs
(...I make guys have to pee)

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush
(...and girls comb their hair.)

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh
(...I make celebrities look stupid )

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel
(...and normal people look like celebrities.)

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter
(...I turn pancakes brown )

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine
)...and make your champagne bubble.)

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.
(...If you squeeze me, I'll pop. )

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.
(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )


With that it mind it would seem the answer would be time.
______________

2007-05-07 22:52:43 · answer #1 · answered by Oops 6 · 2 0

you forgot the last line. and the answer is yes, I can guess the riddle. My guess is zizzer zazzer zuz.


Huh, why do I feel like I am talking to myself???

2007-05-04 18:17:23 · answer #2 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 0 0

IF YOUR GOING TO ASK THIS ATLEAST PUT THE WHOLE STORY UP THERE YOU LEFT THE LAST LINE OUT

CAN YOU GUESS THE RIDDLE?
AND THE ANSWER IS
NO I CANNOT GUESS IT

2007-05-04 17:51:16 · answer #3 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0 0

Going by the first and last line, I think it's God.

2007-05-04 17:37:24 · answer #4 · answered by island 2 · 0 1

nothing nada zip kablooey

2007-05-04 17:34:15 · answer #5 · answered by AndrU 2 · 0 1

the sun? lol my answer is so wrong

2007-05-04 17:37:25 · answer #6 · answered by chikka 5 · 0 1

it's nothing... i've already asked.

2007-05-04 17:46:13 · answer #7 · answered by daniele™ 4 · 0 1

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