2007-05-04 09:46:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Chuck Norris was not birthed, He punched his way out of the womb.
2007-05-04 09:50:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do the three hundred mission exercising consultation. The recurring is as follows: Pullups - 25 reps Deadlifts with 100 thirty 5 lbs - 50 reps Pushups - 50 reps 24-inch field jumps - 50 reps floor wipers - 50 reps unmarried-arm sparkling-and-Press with 36 lbs Kettlebell - 50 reps Pullups - 25 reps ..or.. you're able to do diverse exercising consultation recurring, like insanity (my regularly going on ;-) ) or P90X. Out of a few of those, the three hundred exercising consultation is in all risk the numerous confusing unmarried exercising consultation i have were given ever finished.... and that i'm though now no longer as now no longer basic as Chuck Norris! (((Erin)))
2016-11-25 02:31:41 · answer #2 · answered by keetan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when God and chuck norris were discussing what the qualities and nature of chuck norris should be( i know, philosophers are still wrestling with that one ), they came to an agreement, but when chuck wasn't looking( which only happened once and is the reason it will never happen again ) God added to it with an extra degree of kickbuttimus, so that chuck would be too busy kicking butt to start his own religion. i ask you fellow seekers of truth, is that really chuck's fault?
2007-05-04 09:51:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
2007-05-04 09:53:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
He was actually his own father, making him an almost pure chuck norris.
2007-05-04 09:59:48 · answer #5 · answered by Flash 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute....born a virgin..yes. Born OF a virgin, very doubtful, regardless of what he says.
2007-05-04 09:52:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No!
ps - gratvol - where did you get that quote? I'm very pro-Palestinian but even on a tired night it's hard to believe i would have said such a thing.
2007-05-04 13:15:35 · answer #7 · answered by River Jordan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, Jesus was the only person ever born of a virgin
2007-05-04 09:50:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He was born from a man...
2007-05-04 09:50:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. He just got out of a volcano magically.
2007-05-04 09:51:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋