Masturbation seems to be about the closest thing to communion with God out there. You're alone with your thoughts, you're at peace, everything is beautiful and then you have that wonderful release that God blesses you with.
And yet wives and gfs seem to get really upset when you commune with God.
So how can we protect this divine rite?
2007-05-04 08:55:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Just make sure the confessional door is locked, Reverend.
2007-05-04 09:04:50 · answer #1 · answered by x 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. I have read some insanely idiotic things on here. But that is the winner. I hate to be rude, but how exactly did you learn to use a computer. It is obvious you are not the sharpest knife in the drawer. I guess at least it is nice to know my tax dollars are teaching the insane a little about modern technology. Oh, and don't take the cork off the fork.
2007-05-04 09:04:00 · answer #2 · answered by TripleTattoo™ 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the comment that masturbation is a mortal sin and you'll burn in hell, is off the ******* deep end. nothing further from the truth. masturbation is a gift from )god( and is meant to be consumed by every male to the fullest.
2016-01-15 17:47:09 · answer #3 · answered by Schean 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't do this around your wife and girlfriend (you have both, dag...) no...
do it alone
i did this a lot when i didn't have a boyfriend but when i had one he didn't care about looking at me doing it
why do they get mad?
2007-05-04 09:03:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lock the door, and make sure you do the wash.
2007-05-04 08:59:50 · answer #5 · answered by Yahoo admins are virgins 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Masturbation is a mortal sin and if you don't repent you will burn in hell forever.
Just stop it.
2007-05-04 09:03:47 · answer #6 · answered by carl 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
pray to Tinkerbell and she will provide you with toon porn
2007-05-04 09:01:17 · answer #7 · answered by Mark W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋