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Just hypothetically. Suppose you spontaneously saw the light or got hit on the head with a blunt object, what would be the denomination you would most likely end up with?

2007-05-04 08:51:25 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

35 answers

Unitarian.

2007-05-04 08:53:53 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 7 1

I got hit over the head with a blunt object, and converted to Christianity. However the object was not so blunt as to make me choose a denomination.

2007-05-04 08:56:11 · answer #2 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 3 0

Well, Christian Orthodox. Since I've already been baptized as such, it would spare me the foreplay.

I have actually considered entering a monastery - the young orthodox monks can look really, really hot in those long black garments, long dark hair, pale and distressed faces and all, an honest delight for the female eye; but then I've been told that for me it should have to be a convent, so I gave up the idea.

2007-05-05 02:08:07 · answer #3 · answered by Trillian, Moon Daisy 3 · 2 0

Quakers are cool - they could have self belief something - they do no longer have dogma. they have a tendency to be peace loving Christians. Protestants are cool also, they seem slightly extra creative than the Catholics and jap Orthodox who seem steeped in conservative custom. jap Orthodox seem very resembling Catholics except for motives lengthy lost in historic previous, they split from the Catholic church. Mormon's can keep their faith. The do not drink and they take their non secular responsibilities very heavily.

2016-11-25 02:25:49 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

First off I would have to survive one of those barrages Wiley Coyote always gets after he fails to catch the roadrunner.

You know, the "Yikes" sign.

I would probably be non-denominational. Then I could go on doing exactly what I do now: nothing.
Well, almost.

2007-05-04 08:55:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I would almost certainly remain a Unitarian Universalist, only a Christian one.

Or maybe Episcopalian. I have to admit, I like the smells and bells.

2007-05-04 08:56:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Is Pastafarian a denomination of Xtianity?

www.venganza.org/

2007-05-04 09:09:19 · answer #7 · answered by ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 3 · 1 0

Quaker

2007-05-04 09:09:21 · answer #8 · answered by Jim San Antonio 4 · 1 0

Quaker. Just hypothetically.

2007-05-05 07:26:43 · answer #9 · answered by Nobody 5 · 1 0

Catholicism

2007-05-04 08:55:27 · answer #10 · answered by Tania La Güera 5 · 5 0

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