There was this couple that had been married for 20
years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild,
screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding
a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft,
wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent b#st&!d,"
She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all
of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says
calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . you explain the kids."
2007-05-04 08:15:04 · 23 answers · asked by YouWishYouWereMe 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is probably one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard! Well, technically read. But oh well. Star for you!
2007-05-04 08:23:39 · answer #1 · answered by Dusty DayDreams 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mildly Funny. 5/10
2007-05-04 15:19:25 · answer #2 · answered by The FFX Blitz ™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2007-05-04 18:48:04 · answer #3 · answered by the answerer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny but not a 10.
2007-05-04 15:41:37 · answer #4 · answered by ♥{puεrtoяicaи. аиgεl}♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH SNAP!!!!!! Dude, that's the funniest one I've heard in a looooooooooooong time. I'm gunna star you!
2007-05-04 15:46:04 · answer #5 · answered by *Gerry'sBaby* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's just so funny!!!!! rotflmao
Best one I've heard today...I'm pretty sure nothing else will top that âº
2007-05-04 16:05:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....wow thank you so much for that joke...my laugh of the day
2007-05-04 17:28:23 · answer #7 · answered by Jasmine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i read this a billion times and still can't stp laughing
2007-05-04 17:11:57 · answer #8 · answered by LovingJesusAndMusic! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent! a definite ten out of ten and a star.
2007-05-04 16:02:29 · answer #9 · answered by realstylesint'l 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG...LMAO...This Joke is the best...no lie....GOOD ONE...I'll give u a star
2007-05-04 15:55:42 · answer #10 · answered by Lady 'S' 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋