2007-05-04 08:01:56 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Because he has so many close shaves?
2007-05-04 08:05:23 · answer #1 · answered by loufedalis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he made a razor out of pointy sticks and leaves!
Or he's simply a very plain chested woman.
And another question why isn't tarzan's hair longer? I mean if he's lived in the jungle his whole live he should have hair longer than mine! lol
2007-05-04 15:28:48 · answer #2 · answered by ♥{puεrtoяicaи. аиgεl}♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a fantastic question! But maybe his hormones didn't develop correctly, or maybe the monkeys he lived with had extremely good hygiene.
2007-05-04 15:09:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He gets tired of the monkey diging through it looking for bugs
2007-05-04 15:16:28 · answer #4 · answered by Star 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He uses pumice stone to get rid of unwanted hair...
2007-05-04 16:52:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he uses Jane's tweezers.
2007-05-04 15:06:46 · answer #6 · answered by michael p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he made a razor out of stone and a stick!
2007-05-04 15:16:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well he also doesnt have chest hair...hes supposed to look hot I guess.
2007-05-04 15:04:25 · answer #8 · answered by alex77055 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and why does Superman wear his underpants OVER his trousers?
I've got a feeling that these characters aren't real . . . . . but I could be wrong.
2007-05-04 15:16:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The monkey eat it off for him.
2007-05-04 15:04:13 · answer #10 · answered by puggylover 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋