Last week was my 50th birthday and I didn't feel very well when I woke up that morning. I sat there at breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "happy birthday!", and possibly have a present for me.
As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "happy birthday."
I thought... well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember.
My kids came into breakfast and didn't say a word. so when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Linda said, "good morning, boss, happy birthday!" it felt good that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock and then Linda knocked on my door and said, "you know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "thanks Linda, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
Let's go!" we went to lunch. but we didn't go where we normally would go.
We dined instead at a little place with a private table. we had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Linda said, "you know, it's such a beautiful day... we don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I responded, "I guess not. what do you have in mind?"
She said, "let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment Linda turned to me and said, "boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment.
I'll be right back."
"OK." I replied, somewhat nervously.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake... followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "happy birthday"
and i just sat there...
on the couch...
naked.
2007-05-04 07:52:24 · 20 answers · asked by sinnedfairy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i know it's long guys but it's good!
2007-05-04 07:52:59 · update #1
What a killer! Ha,ha.
Well, it was his birthday suit!
2007-05-04 08:34:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Happy Belated Birthday Darth, I wished you a happy one before the big day. I know you like these two songs. Though I can not produce the links as others have. Stranglehold- Ted "Motor City Madman" Nugent Turn the Page- Another Homeboy! lol Bob Segar & The Silverbullet Band Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Darth, Happy Birthday to you! and many morrrrreeee. You put the Pop in My Dad, Rocks as Hunch Punch put it you're the Father of R&P. LOL
2016-05-20 06:06:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha! That was quite a bit to read but at the end I was so glad I did. Too funny! Happy 50th Birthday!
2007-05-04 08:02:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Almost as funny as when I heard it the first time.
It is definitely a good one.
2007-05-04 14:08:34 · answer #4 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that was pretty good
today i have seen some good ones
i guess its a good day
i have to give that a star
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
2007-05-04 08:02:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that was funny, it had me laughing out loud here at my desk.
2007-05-04 08:13:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You shouldn't bragg about the length 'cause it's the width that counts!
2007-05-04 08:07:48 · answer #7 · answered by noeusuperstate 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i gotta admit
you gave me a healthy chuckle
thnx
2007-05-04 07:59:17 · answer #8 · answered by mrlucky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SCREAM-THATS SOOO FUNNY-best joke ever.20 uota ten mate !!! xx
2007-05-04 08:07:55 · answer #9 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
plz dont tell me that really happened cos if it did i hope your wife divorces you!
if not its quite funny!xx
2007-05-04 08:01:08 · answer #10 · answered by lalala 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋