Give me some riddles and the answer to the riddle please because I need :]
Thank you
2007-05-04 06:23:35 · 7 answers · asked by ♥less 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Eeny meeny miney. a mouse ran up your hiney. Took a smell and ran like hell...eeny meeny miney.
2007-05-04 06:27:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jokes
1) A teacher tells to his student: “Ali, can you explain us about William Shakespeare?
Ali who did not studied said: “Excuse me teacher but it is not good to talk about the people who are death.
2) A teacher ask his student: Maryam if there is 5 apples on your desk and your friend take 3 of them, then what will happen?
Maryam said: Fight
3) If there is 8 birds on a branch of a tree and you shoot 1 of them how much bird will be left?
No bird will be left, because when you shot you will scare all the birds and they will go away.
4) A teacher tell 20 words to his student and he writes everything wrong but his teacher give him 19. Why?
It is because he just wrote everything wrong which here we mean that everything is only one word.
5) One day a man comes to a shop to buy cake. He said to the shopkeeper excuse me can I have a six floor cake.
Shopkeeper said: Sorry, we don’t have
The man was keep coming there and the shopkeeper kept telling him: No we don’t have.
One day he said to him self it is better to make the cake for him. And he will give me much money for this.
Tomorrow again that man came and the shopkeeper said yes I have.
The man said: Can I have a small piece from the sixth floor.
7) One day a man tell to his friend that he played in Titanic. And his friend told him “Really, but I did not see you.
The man said, “You know that part that Rose was entering the toilet and someone said aaaaamm
His friend said, “Ok, but I am sure it was not your voice.
The man said: Yes I know it is because the directors toll me your voice is very bad and we will redo it.
8) My dear, I love you as my cells in my body. Your love, one cell Ambeo.
9) One man fat in a bus then everyone there will laugh
Then the man will say: aaaaaaaaa if I knew that you would be happy I could do it at first.
2007-05-04 13:44:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't use a pitchfork for the bowling balls.
What do you call 4 lepors in a hot tub? Soup
If a rooster lays an egg on the very top of the roof, which side will the egg roll off of? Roosters don't lay eggs.
Why did Helen Keller have yellow socks? Her dog was blind, too.
2007-05-04 13:29:25 · answer #3 · answered by andromedasview@sbcglobal.net 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why the wife is right arguing that the bible said men should make coffee instead of women?
Answer below:
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament; showed him the top of several pages, as she mouthed ..........." HEBREWS"
2007-05-04 13:29:15 · answer #4 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a king had a daughter who with everything she touched melted and thus no man was brave enough to marry her fearing his daughter may never mary he went to the three wisest wizards in his kingdom none had a solution but one did suggest she would be cured if something that she held in her hands did not meal so the king held a contest to see who could bring his daughter something that did not melt in her hands and the winner would recieve his daughter and his fortune as a prize. three princes stepped up to the challenge the first pulled out a finely crafted sword made with the finest metals he was sure it would not melt but apon touching it the princess melted in away. the second brought her diamonds sure th strongest mineral in the world would not melt but alas it melted as well. and last the third prince walked up to the princess bearing nothing and she stared at him confused she asked what he brought for her and he said reach into my pocket she did so and blushed what did she grab
m&m's - they melt in your mouth not in your hands
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2007-05-04 13:43:57 · answer #5 · answered by Unbound Demon 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Guy rode into town on Sunday stayed three days and rode out of town on Sunday. How'd he do it?
Answer: His horse was named Sunday.
2007-05-04 13:28:53 · answer #6 · answered by vinster82 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What have I got in my pocket?
2007-05-04 13:27:57 · answer #7 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋