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They are not taking anything thing else except strawberries. I am thinking about injecting some old mayonaise in them so when they bite into one they get a huge mouth of nasty white stuff. Any other ideas (that won't get me thrown in jail)?

2007-05-04 05:26:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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take some habanero chiles (Capsicum chinense Jacquin)and extract ( gloves and mask)t he internal membranes, seeds and capsicum put in blender and then strain with a little vinegar ( makes berries permeable) soak strawberries overnight in this mixture. guaranteed to make whom ever think twice about stealing. Also try a car alarm fitted to a lunch pail, nothing more embarrassing to be caught red handed stealing!

2007-05-04 06:04:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It sounds extra like an emotional issue or perchance a nutritional issue. a million. perchance: He feels unloved. He does not get the same interest as his siblings. He fears being abandoned. He fears loosing a confirm. a superior feeling in him is making him do this. once you remedy the terror, the stealing will provide up. 2. perchance: He has a nutritional deficiency. He might want to devour lots, yet not really get all the food his body needs. initiate supplementing with some chewable multi-diet and mutli-mineral Flintstones. enhance sparkling end result and vegetables. Make a snack tray for him with cheese cubes and reduce vegetables and berries and perchance some nuts... go away it out for him to %. from every time. Make a small healthful snack tray for his room... there is maximum in all probability a reason behind the habit, attempt to impressive this interior of a few month with dissimilar the above tricks. If it does not get extra efficient, i might want to point a pediatric sociologist or pediatric psychologist.

2016-12-05 08:30:50 · answer #2 · answered by signorelli 3 · 0 0

I wolud get a permanent marker that is the exact color of the strawberry and color the strawberries. Then just go around and look for someone with red lips or fingers. Or just color the top to make sure they dont taste the marker.

2007-05-04 05:33:54 · answer #3 · answered by Vic 1 · 0 0

I like the mayonnaise idea.

You might try melting down some chocolate laxative, dipping the strawberries in that, keep refrigerated until they get pilfered. Watch who spends way too much time in the bathroom at work.

Good Luck

add: If you can lock the bathroom door that would make it even more interesting

2007-05-04 05:32:36 · answer #4 · answered by Sapper 2 · 1 1

If your gonna use ex-lax you can just melt it down and dip the strawberries in them, coat em good and then refrigerate. Let someone chow on those chocolate covered strawberries.

2007-05-04 05:34:25 · answer #5 · answered by jimapalooza 5 · 0 0

Inject a dose of extra strong laxative into your strawberries. Then watch the fun begin and your criminal caught.

2007-05-04 05:30:19 · answer #6 · answered by Mike T 5 · 0 1

Wow! All those responses I've read are sooo devious. But in all truthfulness...sounds like the person/persons deserves it.
Wish I was a fly on the wall. LOL

2007-05-04 05:47:46 · answer #7 · answered by kiako 3 · 0 0

All of those are good ideas, and how can it get you in trouble if the item is clearly labeled with your name on it but someone else takes it? That's not YOUR fault that they took your stuff! LOL!

2007-05-04 05:46:53 · answer #8 · answered by Marianne D 7 · 0 0

Better yet, melt some ex-lax on them and then refrigerate them so they will think it's chocolate covered strawberries. hee hee

2007-05-04 05:32:55 · answer #9 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0 0

Oh man, I like the laxative response. You should video tape it and post it on You Tube so we can see the results! LOL

2007-05-04 05:31:44 · answer #10 · answered by AngelPrincess 3 · 1 0

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