2007-05-04 04:21:54 · 6 answers · asked by tanlaask 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In Vet Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
2007-05-04 04:24:14 · answer #1 · answered by #1 Nowitzki, and Duncan fan 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You say Knock Knock and I'll respond
2007-05-04 11:26:19 · answer #2 · answered by LG 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck load of bowling balls?
You can unload dead babies witha pitchfork
2007-05-04 11:33:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do ya call ten lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: a good start.
falkenbot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VVUVJLGyes
simultaneous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiihNsY_Tb8
2007-05-04 11:26:53 · answer #4 · answered by Blah Blah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
â¥grandma got ran over by a raindeer. lol! so funny!â¥
2007-05-04 11:25:58 · answer #5 · answered by Amanda P 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
why did the chicken cross the road
~cuz he had feet
isn't that hilarious
jk
jk
jk
LOL :-)
2007-05-04 11:25:16 · answer #6 · answered by converse junkie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋