Jan.-Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
Feb.-Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..Helllloooo!! bottles won't fit in printer!!
March-Got really excited..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 mo...box said "2-4 yrs."
Apr.-Trapped on escalator for hrs.-power went out!!
May-Tried to make Kool-Aid..wrong instructions-8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.
June-Tried to go water skiing..couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July-Lost breast stroke swimming competition..later learned the others cheated-they used their arms.
Aug.-Got locked out of my car in rainstorm..car swamped because soft-top was open.
Sept.-The capital of California is "C"... isn't it?
Oct.-Hate M&M's..they are hard to peel.
Nov.-Baked turkey for 4 /12 days.Instructions said 1 hr. per lb.and I weigh 108.
Dec.-Couldn't dial 911.."duh"..there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!!
2007-05-04 03:49:30 · 13 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
REALLY ENJOYED THAT YEAR IN REVIEW... helps to refresh my memory....
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
· -she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
· -she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
· -she thought a quarterback was a refund.
· -she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
· -she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
· -she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
· -she thought General Motors was in the army.
· -she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
· -she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
· -under "education" on her job application, she put
"Hooked On Phonics."
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
· -she tripped over a cordless phone.
· -she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can
because it said "concentrate."
· -she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and
"DON'T WALK."
· -at the bottom of the application where it says "sign
here," she put "Sagittarius."
· -she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
· -she studied for a blood test.
· -she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
· -she sold the car for gas money!
· -when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
instead.
· -when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said
"Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
· -when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the
home, she moved.
· -she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
· -if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
· -she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the
evening.
· -she had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought
stood for "**** Go In Front."
· -she thought Grape Nuts was a venereal disease
My personal favourites:
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
- if she had an ounce of brains in her head she would fall over, top-heavy!
- she was as useless as a hip pocket in a singlet.
- that if stupid was music, she would be a brass band.
2007-05-04 04:02:04 · answer #1 · answered by helene m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another Dumb Blonde
2016-10-02 10:33:45 · answer #2 · answered by tosto 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A star for you! That's hilarious! I love blonde jokes. I used to be white blonde as a child, but it got darker as I got older. (and smarter) now I'm a (natural) medium brown
2007-05-04 04:00:19 · answer #3 · answered by musicgirl31♫ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HEY thats an offence to blondes but its really funny
2007-05-04 03:59:40 · answer #4 · answered by Laura 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The best blonde joke ever!!! I am still laughing!! 20/10!!
2007-05-04 03:54:01 · answer #5 · answered by dreamsncrystalvisions 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2017-03-01 03:29:29 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dislike blonde jokes but those are pretty funny
2007-05-04 03:55:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol xD funny list.
2016-04-01 08:14:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha lolthat was soooooooooooooo funny!
2007-05-04 03:54:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you made me have my dose of medicine
you made my pissed day brighter
i laughed my lungs out
i laughed my lungs
i laughed my
i laughed
i laughed
i laughed
i laughed
i laughed
i laughed
i laughed like crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-05-04 04:00:16 · answer #10 · answered by IceღFire Shawn 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋