There was this muscular man and this thin but busty woman who meet in a bar, they start talking having a few drinks,a few drinks turns into alot, until the man asks the woman if she wants to see his house, so now hammerd she says "what the hell sure lets go". so there at his house where the drinking continues after awhile they start to get horny. so they start getting touchy feely she takes off his shirt and says " O MY WHAT A NICE CHEST YOU HAVE" he says "YEAH THATS 100 POUNDS OF DYNAMITE BABY" so next she takes off his pants and says "O MY WHAT NICE LEGS YOU HAVE" and he says "YEAH THATS 100 POUNDS OF DYNAMITE BABY". so now by this time all that is left is his underwear, she starts to take them off and all of a sudden she takes off running yelling an screaming. so he puts his pants on and catches up to her and asks why did you leave she said "I DIDNT WANT TO BE AROUND ALL THAT DYNAMITE WITH SUCH A SHORT FUSE"
2007-05-04 02:09:32 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
.hahahahaa...posted that last week....still funny!!
A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted release. He inquired for the address of a good house of ill repute. He was told to go to 225 West 42nd St. By mistake, he went to 255 West 42nd St, the office of a podiatrist. Being met by a beautiful woman in a white uniform surprised but intrigued him. She directed him to an examining room and told him to uncover and someone would be with him soon.
He loved the thought of the table and the reclining chair and was really getting aroused because of the strange and different approach this house offered. Finally the doctor's assistant, a really gorgeous redhead entered and found him sitting in the chair with his generous member in his hand. "My goodness", she exclaimed, "I was expecting to see a foot." "Well," he said, "if you're going to complain about an inch then I'll take my business elsewhere."
2007-05-04 02:14:45 · answer #1 · answered by Chris R 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
10/10
2007-05-04 09:13:33 · answer #2 · answered by Ray2play 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know this joke since high school but with different characters. Still cracks me up! hahahahaha!!!!
2007-05-04 09:16:04 · answer #3 · answered by Buddy Hodor 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, thats funny.
2007-05-04 10:43:38 · answer #4 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe just a little funny
2007-05-04 09:14:20 · answer #5 · answered by yuhaskay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow
2007-05-04 15:13:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol dat was funny
2007-05-04 09:15:05 · answer #7 · answered by boricua(787) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is messed up but funny XD!!!
2007-05-04 09:16:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i got that one
2007-05-04 09:30:31 · answer #9 · answered by lucreciacresent 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny lol
2007-05-04 09:16:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋