DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No ****
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - *****
2007-05-04 01:07:33 · 12 answers · asked by dontgiveatoss 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
thank you for that , i needed something light hearted to make me smile!!
2007-05-04 01:12:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can't understand what u mean there, and i sure didn't laugh. just want to tell u - my hubby is a vice president of a very large corporate bank, aged 50, wears suit for work, goes to gym 3-4 times a week, has fabulous abs and other muscles look great, is very intelligent and is so smart i don't even want to start realising how much smarter he is than average people, cos i would feel inferior. so your question here with which u attempted to make people laugh is stupid and pathetic. yea, and i forgot to tell u, he is providing for me and my 3 kids a fabulous life stile. so u give me dozen of 20 year olds i wouldn't even dignify them with a look
2007-05-04 01:15:12 · answer #2 · answered by yeahright 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha. The only reason why it's funny, is because it's probally true!
2007-05-04 01:11:07 · answer #3 · answered by jesa ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it a question or a answer:
But Nice?
2007-05-04 01:18:10 · answer #4 · answered by Truth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahahahaaaha that is funny! and most likely so true!!! lol *falls our of chair laughing*
2007-05-04 01:13:58 · answer #5 · answered by sassysammy92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one very true
2007-05-04 01:35:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, you forgot one though, curvy - as in Fat!
2007-05-04 01:53:51 · answer #7 · answered by Brett B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...lol...your wrong BABE>... We r not at all like your perception on ageing!!!! ha ha ha ha .... Quite the opposite!!!!
2007-05-04 01:14:12 · answer #8 · answered by harlot j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG THAT IS SOOOOO FUNNY THAT IAM NOT GONA TYPE "AHHAAHHA" oh damn 2 late.........
2007-05-04 01:11:16 · answer #9 · answered by Jayyyz 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
gr8, woteva
2007-05-04 01:12:51 · answer #10 · answered by Monkey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋