How to tell you've had enough to drink
1. You have absolutely no idea where your bag is.
2. You truly believe that dancing with your arms overhead and wiggling
3. You've suddenly decided that you want to kick someone's @ss and honestly believe that you could do it too.
4. On your last trip to "pee" you realise you now look more like
Lily Savage than the goddess you were just four hours ago.
5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. kebab on the floor (which you're eating even though you're not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.
6. You start crying and telling everyone you see that you love them sooooo much.
7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.
8. You've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to you.
9. The man you're flirting with used to be your biology teacher.
10.The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
2007-05-04 00:44:37 · 20 answers · asked by Soul Reason 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
11.Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so you decide to keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
12.You seem to think that its a really good idea to get your mates to push you down the street in a shopping trolley.
13.You think you're in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.
14.You start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."
15.You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.
16.You're hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
17.You're soooo tired you just sit on the floor (wherever you happen to be
standing)and take a quick nap.
18.You begin leaving the buttons open on your button fly pants to cut down on the time you're in the bathroom away from your drink.
19.You take your shoes off because you really believe it's their fault that you're problems walking straight.
2007-05-04 00:44:58 · update #1
Oops the question was has this happened to you - just forgot to add that bit in
2007-05-04 01:01:20 · update #2
LOL Im ok when Im drunk lol
I dont do any of that LOL apart from when going to pee sometimes I go to the cubicle and fall onto the toilet then wonder why Im falling down the actual toilet when im not its just how Ive landed LOL
but a lot of that is true for my friends I must admit lol im the one who is like the parent making sure no one falls flat on their face and if we run into any girls its me who ends up walking them to the taxi lol which is cool and then they love me for it and all im doing is holding her hand and catching her if she looks like she is going to fall flat on her face and one time though my mate got a pizza and cheesy chips at 4 in the morning then fell over in the middle of the road, picked up his chips and ate them and left his pizza on the road, then trod on it and then started eating it and gave the rest to a cabby and he said "this is road kill food mate"
I was like ??? LOL
and another one one time dropped a full bottle of VK blue at some pace and wondered why he then got showered in VK blue in the middle of the bar LOL at 11pm when the night began at 9pm LOL
2007-05-04 01:03:13 · answer #1 · answered by Music fan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya and thats why i don't drink. You think that is disgusting. Men are so much worse. they will hump anything that moves when theyre drunk while thinking that it is a girl with the best body in the world. Even though the moving object is most probably the fattest chick you've ever seen.
Drunken men and woven are barbaric animals.
2007-05-04 07:58:21 · answer #2 · answered by amanda b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent question you have certainly made me laugh! No 19 a classic for me! Worryingly though think i have gone through most of those on the list at some stage oops!
2007-05-04 07:52:39 · answer #3 · answered by phillippa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved number 13.
2007-05-04 07:49:21 · answer #4 · answered by Rich T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Now we get free tips too along with 2 points. Cheers.
2007-05-04 07:50:08 · answer #5 · answered by Pyro 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh, the one handed compass kebab (shoes in the other).
Fond memories...
2007-05-04 08:10:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
we pushed my mate down the street in a trolley, and we were not even close to bein drunk.xxxx
2007-05-04 07:49:19 · answer #7 · answered by ilovedorkscoolbeans 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most probably number 6 but they all kinda sound vaguely familiar. lol
2007-05-04 07:54:38 · answer #8 · answered by T4T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
R U A Joke yourself.
No doubt you have thought and done this yourself - perhaps you should post in another category
2007-05-04 07:50:42 · answer #9 · answered by Jewel 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Number 3 for me , me and alcohol dont mix one bit .
2007-05-04 07:50:47 · answer #10 · answered by fafandloo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋