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I'm always looking for cute analogies. I've read a few in the last days.

If atheism is a religion, then health is a disease.
If atheism is a religion, then anorexia is a type of cuisine.
If atheism is a religion, then baldness is a hairstyle.

Any more creative thoughts?

2007-05-04 00:11:38 · 20 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

20 answers

Ooh - I like this game!

Lets see...

If atheism is a religion, then poverty is an investment plan.
If atheism is a religion, then barefoot is a footwear.
If atheism is a religion, then a parking lot is a wildlife reservation.
If atheism is a religion, then a glass of water is a simple syrup.

2007-05-04 01:51:29 · answer #1 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 1 0

If atheism is a religion, then absence is an abundance of nothing.

If atheism is a religion, then physics is a philosophy.

That being said, I think that for a few atheists, atheism is their religion, meaning it is their primary concern and it is their defining characteristic. Of course, in this way, anything from wealth to community service could be a person's religion. It is a tricky thing to define, and not at all agreed upon. Fun word game though.

2007-05-04 03:16:54 · answer #2 · answered by Lao Pu 4 · 0 0

If atheism is a religion then not collecting stamps is a hobby
If Atheism is a religion, then topless is a shirt type
If Atheism is a religion, then a vacuum is an atmosphere
If Atheism is a religion, then a blank hard drive is a video game genre
If Atheism is a religion, then notepads are literary works
If Atheism is a religion, then smart is a mental disorder.

2007-05-04 00:17:48 · answer #3 · answered by DanCorb 3 · 9 2

If atheism is a religion, then a myth is a female moth.

2007-05-04 00:54:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

If atheism is a religion then WHERE ARE OUR TAX BREAKS??!

Actually, you know, I think nudity *is* a fashion statement. But what do I know?

2007-05-04 01:26:10 · answer #5 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 6 0

If Atheism is religion, then the pope is Muslim.

2007-05-04 00:15:50 · answer #6 · answered by Ginger Ninja 4 · 3 0

If atheism is a religion, then it must have a code, a cult and a creed. All religions have those three.
Peace and every blessing!

2007-05-04 00:28:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

If atheism is a religion, then naked is a fashion statement.

2007-05-04 00:37:23 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 4 1

If atheism is a religion, then R&S is a place for intelligent debate?

2007-05-04 00:16:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 7 2

if atheism is a religion then spongebob isn't square

2007-05-04 00:18:32 · answer #10 · answered by ¸.•*´`*•.¸ ℓανєη∂єr ¸.•*´`*•.¸ 6 · 6 0

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