A rich man is trying to decide which of three women he should marry. He decides to test them by giving them £1000 each.
The first woman spends £200 on clothes and puts the rest in the bank.
The second woman spends £800 on clothes and puts the rest in the bank.
The third woman spends £500 on clothes and yes, she puts the rest in the bank.
Which one does he choose?
The one with the biggest t i t s!
2007-05-03 22:40:11 · 17 answers · asked by livinfortheweekend 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
bentley5rebel - I haven't seen that film, I got that joke from my birthday card. My friends thought it would be funny because I'm 36dd.
2007-05-03 22:47:10 · update #1
The one he didn't choose:
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.
The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband... "She's my ex-girlfriend.
I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"Good Grief" says the wife,..............
"Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
2007-05-04 03:57:10 · answer #1 · answered by helene m 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I would have said, "the best personality", but your answer does have merit. Not all guys like the really big ones, though."
More than a C
Is too much for me.
2007-05-03 22:45:53 · answer #2 · answered by Mitch 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah but you lasses always pick the richest guy with the smalles di**!!
2007-05-03 22:48:30 · answer #3 · answered by Clint 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol yeah well each to they're own a lol
give u a star tho lol
2007-05-03 23:31:33 · answer #4 · answered by bubblez 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ggod but did u bu any chance get that from the film a beautiful thing
2007-05-03 22:45:10 · answer #5 · answered by addicted to this 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
old joke but still funny
2007-05-03 23:55:23 · answer #6 · answered by darth tidiot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it
2007-05-03 22:45:28 · answer #7 · answered by PjBang 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All of them?Hell,he's rich..Hugh don't seem to mind haha perv
2007-05-03 22:45:31 · answer #8 · answered by Jana:) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one. i didn't realize it was a joke at first lol
2007-05-03 22:43:48 · answer #9 · answered by Nikki 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's the Male mentality for you!!!
2007-05-03 22:54:34 · answer #10 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋