Ah-ha, the sympathy sh*g technique!!! Let me know if it works. I know you're joking, but doesn't it just crack you up the amount of serious answers you've received?
2007-05-03 23:44:47
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answered by Anonymous
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You know that isn't alright. Lying hurts people and you should seriously evaluate the reasons why you would rather use somebody than resort to such a deplorable untruth to get what you want.
I think you're scared that nobody will like you if they know the truth, and are too much of a coward to even try honesty as an option.
If you want sex so badly you could try paying for it at least that's an honest transaction. Maybe its the idea of using and hurting somebody that arouses you more than the actual sex, if this is the case, you really need help because you are a monster.
2007-05-03 22:45:51
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answered by Anonymous
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You are a real charmer aren't you.
I've just read the other questions you've posted this morning. Go and crawl back under your stone, you're a waste of space.
Thanks for the points though
2007-05-03 22:24:38
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answered by Sharon W 3
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Watch 'Joe Versus The Volcano'.
2007-05-03 22:21:33
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answered by Anonymous
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I dont know how the hell anyone could think of an idea like that. That is sick, if your that desperate to sleep with sum1 go find a slag who you dont have 2 say anything too...
2007-05-03 23:42:26
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answered by Danni 1
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Yep no problem, whatever works.
If you use cancer as an excuse and she wants to see you again you might have to shave your head and lose some weight.
Alternatively make up a rare medical condition, so rare there is nothing on the Internet about it that she can look up.
Kirk's Pipe Syndrome for example.
2007-05-03 22:21:35
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answered by Bum Gravy. 5
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Why are you still using YA! after the slating you have just given everyone in your last questions??
And the answer to your question is no it's not ok, only the lowest of the low scumbag would would do that.
2007-05-03 22:41:06
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answered by Anonymous
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Yes, this is perfectly acceptable. In your case, I would try for the sympathy vote for your mental disorder - obviously your brain is shrinking at quite a rate, and maybe there are some women out there who would relish the thought of your relationship being a short one. Good luck.
2007-05-03 22:20:24
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answered by f0xymoron 6
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I would think that if you told someone you were on your last legs they would be reluctant to get in bed with you.I think the average lady would worry that you might give up the ghost while in the middle of things and she could end up with a dead dick in her.
2007-05-03 22:22:40
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answered by Anonymous
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Only if you really are dying of something ... otherwise you are just pathetic and stupid. My sister's ex tried that one on her, she wasn't a bit fooled by it.
2007-05-03 22:47:50
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answered by Orla C 7
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