A young couple, just married were in their
honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they
were undressing for bed, the husband, who was a
big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and
said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and
the waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's
right," said the husband, "and don't you ever
forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in
this family."
With that she flipped him her panties and said,
"Try these on." He tried them on and found he
could only get them on as far as his knee caps
"Hell," he said, "I can't get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right, and that's the way
its going to be until your damn attitude changes!"
2007-05-03 18:57:42 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Touche'. It is not just funny, but most appropiate for men who think that "honor and obey" have a different meaning than it does.
2007-05-03 19:02:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-05-04 02:01:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Serves him right!
2007-05-04 02:02:31 · answer #3 · answered by ni2penang 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one I like it...
2007-05-04 02:09:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
thanks for a sweet chucle
2007-05-04 02:01:48 · answer #5 · answered by kathie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ya got me down on my knees. and i'm not giving up until i get into them!
2007-05-04 02:07:02 · answer #6 · answered by lsl4x 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... Now who wares the pants? LOL...
2007-05-04 02:12:20 · answer #7 · answered by cowlynz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao.. u have to agree.. women are smarter
hahahahahahahahahahaha
thats a damn good one.. thanx for sharing
2007-05-04 02:09:09 · answer #8 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Good joke.
2007-05-04 02:02:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
gd joke wer u get it
2007-05-04 02:01:26 · answer #10 · answered by duck_tape2312 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋