Personally, I think if you lay off the crack and the E, you will stop hallucinating and realize you actually have no job interview tomorrow, because you are a frog, and frogs don't have jobs. But they do have crack. Lots and lots of crack.
Which explains why you are petrified of monkeys: the frogs' arch-enemy.
Now, stop getting the keyboard all slimy, frog.
2007-05-04 05:47:11
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answered by lukaskye 3
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I'm sorry, I think this is partly my fault... you see I was so busy praying to God about the NFL draft and weather I am a summer or a winter color and if I will find the right size flip flops at Wal-Mart tomorrow and how to pick out a good cantaloupe at the grocery store etc, he must have dozed off and forgotten to tuck you in.
2007-05-04 13:47:14
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answered by ♪♫♪Ginny♪♫♪ 5
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1. you assume that God was the one putting you to sleep. Maybe you are usually a good sleeper and maybe just This night you are nervous and can not sleep.
2. Maybe God put you to sleep (for sake of argument) all those nights and decided to let you try to sleep on your own for once. You decided to have the important interview Not God--thus the nervous sleepless night was your own doing not Gods.
3. God giveth and taketh away. Maybe God wants you to pray more to him for sleep. Maybe he took your sleepiness away for one night in order to draw you closer to him???
4. Maybe God wants you to be thankful that you got ANY sleep rather than complaining about one night sleep while others are having trouble sleeping for MONTHS AT A TIME..
4 things to think about.
thanks
2007-05-04 02:16:12
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answered by johnblessed01 4
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I think you are stressed out and that is one reason you can't sleep. Maybe you are very nervous about the interview. You really need to relax. Do some deep breathing and turn off the computer.
Hugs
2007-05-04 01:52:34
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answered by Mawyemsekhmet 5
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Looks like "GOD" has full control of your life, even when come to sleep "GOD" will decide whether you can sleep or not. I believe your "GOD" will be too busy handling all these small matters. I sincerely believe you need to get some counselling, believe in GOD is not a bad thing if you feel secure and peaceful with that but overly believe in that if not healthy. Relax and go sleep.
2007-05-04 01:58:26
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answered by ng 1
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Wow! God never abandons us unless we first abandon him.
The interview is NOT important. It is a worldly thing. Get out your bible and read Isaiah chapters 52-56. Then think about what God has done for us. Then trust him.
If you lay awake all night long God will still be there in the morning and he will still be going with you to your worldly interview.
And if you get the job or don't get it, God will still be there. Be still, and know that he is God.
2007-05-04 01:53:25
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answered by moondrop000 5
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"Come unto Me all ye who are weary and burdened,cast all your cares upon Me, and I will give you rest" Maybe He wants you to just trust Him with you interview tomorrow and go to sleep yourself. it's not His fault you're still awake. Even the spoiled little infant cries when you lay him down. Sometimes as a parent, you just got to let 'em cry. God knows whats best for you. Trust Him and close your sweet little eyes and go to sleep..............
2007-05-04 02:21:27
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answered by cas1025 4
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Heavens, you're seriously screwed. You have an important interview tomorrow morning and you're probably nervous and excited about it! Thats why you cant get any sleep!
2007-05-04 01:53:33
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answered by Anonymous
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I ask this at least a couple times a day. I think the obvious answer is that he is indifferent. I mean really, it doesnt matter to him if you get the job. But I'm beligerent, so I keep trying to get him to have some sort of relationship.....however, I think even my stubborness is waning on that matter.
Good Luck at the Job Interview.
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2007-05-04 01:53:47
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answered by freshbliss 6
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That's not God sweetie. That's the devil trying to throw things off. Try praying to God and asking for comfort, sleep, piece of mind, and with the devil away so you can rest. I guarantee it will work if you're sincere.
2007-05-04 01:52:20
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answered by Rick 5
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