Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly
irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how
horrible the circumstance, he would always reply, "It could
have been worse." To cure him of his annoying habit, his
friends decided to invent a situation so completely bad, so
terrible, that even Frank could find no hope in it.
On the golf course one day, one of them said, "Frank, did
you hear about Tom? He came home last night, found his wife
in bed with another man, shot them both and then turned the
gun on himself!"
"That’s awful," said Frank, "But it could have been worse."
"How in the hell," asked his bewildered friend, "Could it
have been worse?"
"Well," replied Frank, "If it happened the night before, I’d
be dead now!"
2007-05-03 18:42:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is funny
2007-05-03 18:50:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Seen a different version of this, but still good. 10/10
2007-05-04 02:01:34 · answer #2 · answered by Honey 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha
2007-05-04 04:50:43 · answer #3 · answered by kedimus4 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a brother called Frank and I KNOW he'll love this as much as I do...................It's up to your standard so have a star.
2007-05-04 01:49:20 · answer #4 · answered by Jim M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good. It made me smile..
6 out of 10 :-)
2007-05-04 01:59:49 · answer #5 · answered by Evangelos 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before, but it still makes me laugh haha
2007-05-04 01:46:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
marks out of ten - four - now that is funny - and you being a top contributor to!
2007-05-04 01:56:16 · answer #7 · answered by deep in thought 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm off to Prague this morning on a stag do and That's defo going to be told.
Nice one and thanks.
2007-05-04 01:47:51 · answer #8 · answered by Tooly 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha. That's pretty funny.
2007-05-04 01:45:13 · answer #9 · answered by Jackie B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-05-04 05:03:50 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋