Also,would he be Orthodox or Reform?
2007-05-03 16:35:55 · 12 answers · asked by River Jordan 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, if he were Jewish he would have to worship G-d. Maybe if G-d was a cod then the penguin could worship COD.
2007-05-03 16:39:43 · answer #1 · answered by LadySuri 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A dyslexic Jewish penguin would worship DOC.
2007-05-03 16:39:30 · answer #2 · answered by Linda R 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
COD is available to all who will draw near and partake! Let us all in one accord lift our voices to the great COD! Hail Him The greatest COD of all.
2007-05-03 16:49:14 · answer #3 · answered by Lil'witch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought penguins were Catholics.
I'd hate to attend a penguin bris.
2007-05-03 16:42:36 · answer #4 · answered by Dan X 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well at least they won't be able to do stupid things like ....kissing a half naked guy on the cross, couldn't even make a sign (too short of an arm), and the water given at the church (Holy!!!!),.....wine is much better.
And at least, Jews are dressed up to go to parties.
2007-05-03 16:43:21 · answer #5 · answered by Servette 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
furnish it to listless with a dose of humanity appropriate, he certain would pick to prepare it. Ahh with the help of no ability recommendations he would really spend the day stalking it and attempting to get it deleted. What a gadget.
2016-11-25 00:52:40 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, for the crates of cod go I.
2007-05-03 16:38:37 · answer #7 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your average penguin does what she wants :)
:P
2007-05-03 16:43:10 · answer #8 · answered by I WALK FUNNY 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
only if kosher and he would be Messianic if he was a true Jew=his crime 'love' yes every time we hate him its death-Jesus said to hate is to commit murder in ones mind. "He will be dispised and rejected by our Jewish people. All we like sheep have gone astray and the Lord will make to light on him the iniquity of us all." Isaiah 53 predicted
the Torah is the first 5 books of Moses in the Jewish Scriptures also in the bible Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers & Deuteronomy--Isaiah is in the prophetic books in the middle section of Jewish Scriptures and then the writings.
that is the start and the way to the Messiah as I quote from it too=some yes maybe -it was said that the other way around too--anyone can believe as the desire-hate helps wrong belief-I was taught as a Jew that Jesus was a liar and deciever and to have nothing to do with him -now he is my Messiah and best friend.
and about life and death in truth for my Jewish and all people
=Kadesh is what you are refering to-and it is chanted as many of the Psalms are also and they are considered songs-and about the depth of this-and about Muslims that claim that the messiah came to earth born a miracle of a virgin as predicted to be God with us/emanuel (Isaiah 7:14) yet reject his salvation in order to think they can earn heaven.
Kadesh="Glorified and sanctified be God's great name throughout the world which He has created according to His will. May He establish His kingdom in your lifetime and during your days, and within the life of the entire House of Israel, speedily and soon; and say, Amen. JESUS SAID THE KINGDOM OF GOD WILL BE WITHIN YOU. TRUELY THE MESSIAH TAUGHT TRUTH.
May His great name be blessed forever and to all eternity.
Blessed and praised, glorified and exalted, extolled and honored, adored and lauded be the name of the Holy One, blessed be He, beyond all the blessings and hymns, praises and consolations that are ever spoken in the world; and say, Amen.
May there be abundant peace from heaven, and life, for us
and for all Israel; and say, Amen. ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF HEAVEN YET LEAVES OUT HELL AND THE MESSIAH TOO. HE SAID "i AM THE WAY THE TRUTH AND THE Life, no one cometh unto heaven but by me." John 14:6
He who creates peace in His celestial heights, may He create peace for us and for all Israel; and say, Amen." FIND ME A PERSON WITH THE MESSIAH JESUS IN THEIR HEART AND I WILL SHOW YOU A PERSON WITH INNER PEACE AND AWAITING THE PRINCE OF PEACE BODILY.
if you see this -we dont just die=Daniel 12:2 Those that have died, shall arise some to everlasting life and some to abhorance forever.
bear with me and you will understand this issue=
you cannot convert to Judaism without coming to the Jewish Messiah Yeshua/ Jesus
Judaism today is ichabod-we lost the temple and those that had the blood atonement in Messiah Jesus continued on in true Judaism -the others made new religions calling them orthodox conservative or whatever Judaism only Messianic Judaism believes Moses and the prophets
Moses said "Without the shedding of blood there is no atonement for sins." Leviticus 17:11
so rejecting truth they for the most part rejected hell too-if you could earn salvation-erase sins-even one lie-we never would have needed a blood sacrifice for sins-if you die rejecting the Messiah you go to hell-he died as promised for our sins-so its not about sins its about salvation at the point of death. He taught more about hell too Revelation 1:1 & chapters 19-22 where he describes hell as gnashing teeth torment forever & weeping for rejecting his salvation and heaven as he describes here too in joy and peace.
the Messiah is my best friend-and savior and I dont fear death anymore -I welcome it -helping others to the Messiah till then-I have had my life threatened by both Jewish & Muslims -one put gun to my head and said if i say another word about Jesus they would blow my head off- I said you cant even pull the trigger unless the Messiah Jesus lets you-and he put the gun away..
they say we dont missionize-yet Jonah went to the gentiles and brought them to God.
Isaiah 9:6 promised "Unto us will be born a child, a son will be given and he will be the almighty God and the prince of peace."
Isaiah 52:13-53:12 He will be exalted. He will be despised and rejected and lay down his life as a lamb to make atonement for our sins.
and try where the Bible is taught and believed there they receive the Messiah Jesus into their heart as he asks us to do Revelation 1:1 &3:19&20 otherwise you miss the joy of salvation and knowing the Messiah personally as a best friend as we do in Messianic Judaism.
very good question too, thanks David
Messiah Jesus came for a reason, but also the creation of the world "By Jesus doth all things consist" Colosians , and the Jewish people to bring the Messiah and the Jewish Scriptures by Moses,
the Jewish and also new testament written by all Jewish people too these books were found intact as Isaiah was too in the dead sea scroll finding-once it was said Isaiah was 2 or 3 persons that wrote his book-why would Isaiah and mOses lie
-Moses couldnt enter the promised land because of his sin. Messiah Jesus born and died there to forgive our sins
Messiah's crime? He fulfilled the prophecy and said "No man taketh my life from me, I lay it down that you may believe."
that isnt a fish story either-He said "follow me and I will make you fishers of mankind."
2007-05-04 06:01:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh COD !!! Would you help this guy with his question?
2007-05-03 16:45:11 · answer #10 · answered by rapturefuture 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋