What introduction would you add to the front of the Bible?

Answer 1

Enter at your own risk.

Answer 2

Newly Discovered First Page of the Bible



They recently discovered a smaller scroll hidden in the cylinder of
the first scroll of the ancient Biblical scriptures, believed to be
the actual "first page" of the Bible. When deciphered, it read:



"Copyright (c) 300 B.C. God. All Rights Reserved First Scrawling:
First-Sunrise-After-Stonehenge-Keystone- Is-Shadowed, 300 B.C.



All beings, places and events depicted in this work are fictional,
and any resemblance to actual beings, places and events past, present
or future is purely coincidental.



WARNING: Some of the actions performed in this work are dangerous and
should only be attempted by professionals familiar with the action in
question.



NOTE: Those tiny points of light in the sky when it gets dark are
called 'stars'. Some of them do blow up on occasion. In no way should
this be construed as a sign that there is, beneath such an explosion,
any form of saviour. Should such a misconstrual happen, the author
will not be held responsible for the avalanche of arrogance, zeal,
bigotry, humanocentricity and other vile acts which will surely
follow the residents of the planet into time eternal until someone
sees fit to erase the denizens of the world and let the author start
over.



ISBN 0-000000-0000-1



Suggested retail: 1 sheep.

Answer 3

As long as it is not adding to the Bible Scriptures itself:

God's Book of Love: A Cure to the Hole in Your Soul.

Guaranteed to Fill You Up on a Cold Night With HIS Lovingkindness and Like a Fresh Mind Renewing Breath of Air on Your Heart and Mind in the Hot Summer Sun. Free Salvation Survival Kit For HE IS Our Salvation and Our Rock. Holy IS The LORD Almighty.

Otherwise, leave it alone. Why would it need an introduction? The answer is it does not need an introduction, it speaks for itself.

Answer 4

Read the back of the Bible and God says that if anyone add to or takes away from it, and I quote:

"For I testify to everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: If anyone adds to these things, God will add to him the plagues that are written in this book; and if anyone take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part from the Book of Life, from the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book." (Revelation 22:18-19 NKJV)

So I wouldn't add to or take anything away from the Bible, would u? And I take God's Word very seriously.

Answer 5

Warning: The content throughout this book was written by goat herders, fishermen, carpenters, tax-collectors and many anonymous writers and would-be philosophers/poets. While it may contain a few historical facts for good measure and to make it appear to be true, the vast majority of its content was borrowed from the mythologies of the Mesopotamians, Romans, Greeks, Egyptians and others. If you are gullible or superstitious by nature, you should not read this book as it could potentially distort your mind and this could lead to mental symptoms such as “hearing god”, seeing angels, having “personal relationships” with invisible beings, talking in unknown languages, and the like.

Answer 6

Basic Instruction Book for Life Everlasting

Answer 7

After dropping the OT I'd include an intro explaining why.

Answer 8

“Warning please do not take this book as license to
a) Be abusive
b) Start religious wars
c) Commit hate crimes
d) Be an idiot
This list is subject to addition as needed with the increasing stupidity of humanity.”

Answer 9

Read at least ten versions of this book before making any decisions on its worth.

Answer 10

Use of your personal power of discernment is warmly recommended.

Answer 11

Contains nuts or traces of nuts