i love those jokes....
i guess i'll offer one up
chuck norris counted to infinity, twice
2007-05-03 16:07:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hey!!! I love the jokes about Chuck Norris, check the questions that I have posted before.
*Chuck Norris can delete the recycle bin
*When God said "let be the light" Chuck Norris said "Say please."
*Chuck Norris drown a fish.
*Chuck Norris' tears can cure Cancer but he has never cried.
*They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take $#!& from anybody.
*Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about
LOL
2007-05-03 16:42:39 · answer #1 · answered by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris once took a trip to the Virgin Isles. They are now called the Isles.
2007-05-03 23:16:44 · answer #2 · answered by Shinkirou Hasukage 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag the ladies, he potato sacks them
2007-05-03 23:11:13 · answer #3 · answered by WhiteHat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Chuck Norris doesn't have to do ANYTHING for a Klondike bar."
"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits."
2007-05-03 23:13:26 · answer #4 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
His career was a joke!
2007-05-03 23:10:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋