"Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds,” Well God is both male and female."
This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless,
"Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks...
"Is God Michael Jackson?"
2007-05-03 14:30:35 · 23 answers · asked by T-Mart 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
O M G ! I gotta admit, that's funny.
2007-05-03 14:33:53 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I'm NOT sure what your question is but that was cute either way. I can tell ya this. If there is a God he isn't that Jackson guy.
2007-05-04 06:01:06 · answer #2 · answered by GRUMPY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol thats a good one. I love jokes where you need to go nack through and check each thing and it starts making sense and you laugh at every section you see.
2007-05-03 21:34:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
imagine me givin you a round of applause 10/10
2007-05-04 16:33:18 · answer #4 · answered by Cockney Hustler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yay! Truly funny!
2007-05-03 21:39:07 · answer #5 · answered by mithril 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Good One...that's funny
2007-05-03 21:45:49 · answer #6 · answered by Iceman 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahahah that's funny!!!! 100 stars out of 100 stars
2007-05-03 21:40:37 · answer #7 · answered by Hussein H 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
hehehaha thats funny
2007-05-04 10:23:23 · answer #8 · answered by smAshley 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great joke but don't stand next me in a lightening storm
2007-05-03 21:54:52 · answer #9 · answered by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That Joke was FUNNY, but wrong!!!
2007-05-03 21:40:14 · answer #10 · answered by claymate14249 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋