2007-05-03 14:20:49 · 9 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, but He keeps loosing count, the angels keep interrupting Him.
2007-05-03 14:27:08 · answer #1 · answered by .......... 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nope please kindly do not dishonour JESUS.
2 Peter 3:9[kjv] The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
So u see GOD is waiting for people to change.Are u changed?are u saved??
John 3:16[kjv] "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." so when we believe in JESUS we have eternal life.JESUS lived a sinless life and gave up his life as a sacrifice so we can be sin free. Ask JESUS to come into your heart and forgive ur sins and cleanse ur past with his blood.
With a simple prayer like above u can be saved.JESUS loves u and wants u to be saved.
2007-05-04 07:00:48 · answer #2 · answered by Emmanuel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think its because he is too busy finding good parking spots at the mall for his followers, along with fixing football games for the teams that pray the hardest.
2007-05-03 14:27:54 · answer #3 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most likely. In fact, hes probably whining to 'God' that he wants to know how long he has to beat up the big bad 'Satan' and gets to rule the Earth in peace and justice...Ok gonna go wash my hands after typing that.
2007-05-03 14:27:08 · answer #4 · answered by Beth 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny, he hasn't come back yet because the Lord is waiting for you to accept him into your heart, BUT, he won't wait foreverrrrrrr...
2007-05-03 14:28:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nope -- it's actually the hairs on your bushy widdle tail.
2007-05-03 14:26:35 · answer #6 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You may wish to consider that Jesus has "come back" but you are blind.
2007-05-03 14:25:30 · answer #7 · answered by Uncle Thesis 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And don't forget those hairy squirrel tails.
2007-05-03 14:26:37 · answer #8 · answered by 17hunter 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
how can a dead squirrel talk ?
2007-05-03 14:39:52 · answer #9 · answered by dave777 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋